Pickles by Brian Crane for September 11, 2021

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    I dunno. I wear one when we go out hiking. It’s nice to have binocs, water, mosquito repellent, some snacks. Of course I don’t wear it around the house, and not usually around the neighborhood.

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    I probably do look ridiculous but I wear one when I go geocaching in the mountains. I need somewhere to put the water, GPSr, poison oak medicine, snack, toilet paper, and first aid kit.

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    AlondraRachellaLabute  5 months ago

    I like to wear a fanny pack but I’ve usually worn it in front. Very convenient for keeping your keys, sunglasses, wallet, etc handy.

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    Argythree  5 months ago

    Having had a purse stolen, I use a fanny pack when I go to a doctor’s office to carry my Medicare ID…

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    David Wright Premium Member 5 months ago

    Just don’t call it that if you come to England. Here, the word “fanny” is a euphemism for the female front.

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    robertolopezuk  5 months ago

    In the UK we call it a bum bag and not particulary in vogue.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  5 months ago

    In Texas you might find concealed firearms in a fanny pack, amongst other things.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 5 months ago

    Where else is an old man supposed to keep his fanny.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Hopefully Opal realizes that much of the credit … blame … for this one goes to herself.

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    Sanspareil  5 months ago

    It’s a better look than the Man Bun!!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  5 months ago

    A fanny pack saved my grandpa’s life, he landed on it when he fell down.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    The best substitute was cargo pants. Leg pouches hold lots of helpful stuff.

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    cubswin2016  5 months ago

    You just can’t win sometimes.

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Auditioning for a part in the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

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    Olddog04  5 months ago

    She complaines about everything. No wonder Earl doesn’t want to go with her anywhere.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Lmao! Funniest ever!

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    juicebruce  5 months ago

    Earl what do you have in there ?

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    pathfinder  5 months ago

    Ever seen a picture of a woman wearing a bustle?

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    I’m more worried about Earl forgetting and sitting said fanny pack!

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    cmerb  5 months ago

    What is wrong with taking the precious Roscoe for walk ?

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    Lomax9er7  5 months ago

    Of course, an option is cargo pants, then his nick name can be “Pockets”.

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    1953Baby  5 months ago

    I wish the characters in my games carried fanny/back packs. . .then I wouldn’t have to spend so much time looking for a stick or a knife every few scenes. . .wonder if a game developer or two COULD develop a game where ya didn’t need a hundred keys—and just had one tool—a Swiss army knife, say . . .anyway, Opal, KNOCK IT OF! At least you don’t have to carry all Earl’s paraphernalia in your purse!

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    mywifeslover  5 months ago

    As Rodney Dangerfield would say. “Oh, but it looks good on you”.

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    KEA  5 months ago

    I wonder what she thinks of cargo shorts

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    assrdood  5 months ago

    Cargo pants have too many pockets to check before laundry. Sooner or later you will wash your electronic car keys.

    Er……….I’m replying for a friend.

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    What’s wrong with a nice Haversack?

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    MuddyUSA   5 months ago

    He’s going to wear it one way or a tother!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago

    Wear it around the front Earl.. under your shirt and people will think you a real stud.

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    tremaine53  5 months ago

    Opal would have NOTHING to do if Earl didn’t give her things to complain about. And she’s SO good at complaining! Earl’s just inspiring Opal to elevate her natural talent to Olympic levels.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member 5 months ago

    Once again, my first laugh out loud moment of the morning.

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    Charles Ransdell Premium Member 5 months ago

    I carry my Glock 19 in my fanny pack. When you live as close to Memfrica as I do, it’s wise to have personal protection equipment at the ready. It’s true that when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 5 months ago

    Not big enough for my jug of tea. I use a backpack.

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    w16521  5 months ago

    Honest to god if I was married to a woman as insulting as Opal I’d leave her! Earl should remind her she wears childish bunny slippers.

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    DondiDoo  5 months ago

    Here’s my response… I’m 70, does it look like I care what others think!

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yeah, Earl, lose the dork-pack. You’ll be needing a colostomy bag before too long anyway.

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    pearlyqim  5 months ago

    What looks worse is a teen with their pants hanging down past their ass, with their underwear sticking out!!

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    donwestonmysteries  5 months ago

    Get a Beret, Earl.

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    EuroHomer  5 months ago

    I believe the Scots invented the bum bag (sporran anyone?)

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    Natarose  5 months ago

    Quit you gripping, Opal. If he is comfortable with it, leave him be.

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    kab2rb  5 months ago

    Be great wearing that at a state fair or garage sales, less chance of pick pocket theft. Though I wear mine up front or the side.

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    Jack Bell Premium Member 5 months ago

    A person Earl’s age has learned to not care what people think. Do what suits you and everyone else doesn’t matter.

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    Ukko wilko  5 months ago

    Some people’s fannies look like that… without a pack.

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    ANIMAL  5 months ago

    OMG – What an ass..!!!!

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    kaycstamper  5 months ago

    He just loves getting to her, doesn’t he!

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    Daeder  5 months ago

    Earl’s got some junk in the trunk!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  5 months ago

    Even when they were in fashion, they weren’t.

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    gary812abc  5 months ago

    Now he looks like a Kartrashian.

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    christelisbetty  5 months ago

    For those who question wearing the fanny pack in back, check what body part the Brits refer to as the fanny.

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    christelisbetty  5 months ago

    Shake your booty Earl.

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    ellisaana Premium Member 5 months ago

    Earl needs to bustle out of there.

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