I’d rather have a barbed wire enema than go anywhere in California… that said, congratulations, Big Al!
Only because fool rhymes with cool, can you even come close.
Montezuma will be avenged.
And, he’s succeeding.
It appears that she may prefer top.
As an EMT for 23 years, I don’t ever remember treating anyone whose underwear was on backwards… good point though.
Ah, jeez, Baldo is headed for a heartache.
The only addiction I ever had was nicotine, picked up in a couple years in a war zone. It was the worst thing I brought home, and the hardest to get rid of… but I did.
I will not kill a rattlesnake, unless it’s in an area where it poses a particular threat. That said, I have a degree of arachnophobia. A spider on me, or in my house, is dead.
Kid, you should just be grateful no one else noticed your under pants.