Actually, writers for our local news outlets are sadly in need of his services.
Keep him locked in the basement.
More knowledgeable, not smarter. Smart is the baseline you work with.
Good going, Mom.
Sick entertainment for a sick society.
Take it to the pan-American pimple popping pageant.
An often divorced friend says he finally figured it out. Don’t bother with all the marriage/divorce details… just find a woman you don’t like, and buy her a house.
We’re near the same age. My tuna fish sandwiches went from 1951 to 58. Deadwood, South Dakota.
Canned tuna used to be cheap, so I got tuna fish sandwiches every day, 1st through 8th grade. The high school had a cafeteria. The food wasn’t great, but I never complained.When I got married I told my wife that a tuna fish sandwich would be grounds for divorce.
Feed that to the neighborhood and then be very careful not to pull anyone’s finger.