Garf nailed it today!!!
Actually happened to me recently. It was actually raining outside and absolutely no evidence on my radar apps.
Next, Earl will want his toenails clipped.
Same here. For now though, I’m still able to rub my own feet.
Really? Fruit cocktail? In Eno’s house? Who really wrote today’s strip?
My dog and I have staring contests. She wins frequently.
I sweep the rooms with a glance.
Des, try bowling. The ball comes back!
Me too. We’re old Doug!
And… there’s always “I thought I heard a buck snort”.