Charlie Fogwhistle Free

Old white guy living in South-central Texas.

Recent Comments

  1. about 14 hours ago on Pooch Cafe

    I make my own pizza from scratch, so I can have it whenever I feel like going to the trouble. However, I’ve now come to the realization that every different pizza chef has a particular trick up his or her sleeve, whether with crust, toppings or seasoning, and I can learn from them. Thus I buy pizza from time to time just for the variety and to expand my knowledge base.

  2. about 15 hours ago on Pooch Cafe

    If you recall the one where Poncho was so very happy and his tail wagged so much he went airborne, I’d like to buy a print of it. Alas, at age 73 I don’t want to spend too much time searching for it myself, if you get my drift.

  3. 2 days ago on Peanuts

    Even a cheap laugh is better than no laugh at all.

  4. 2 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    Droolia, being a female, would traditionally be wearing white skates, that is if ice skating dogs has a tradition to it.

  5. 2 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    It’s meant to be drool triggered by mention of “bacon”, but like you, my first inclination was to see it as vomit.

  6. 2 days ago on Peanuts

    The breaststroke has to do with swimming and not anything else that might occur to dirty minds.

  7. 2 days ago on B.C.

    It’s only a matter of time before all this silliness ends. Either we get herd immunity through vaccinations, or the virus mutates faster than we can keep up with and everybody dies. I was also going to suggest that humanity spreads out so the virus can’t find the next target, but you know people. They will all have to get together for a beer or coffee, and then whammy. They all get infected.

  8. 3 days ago on Adult Children

    At our huge three letter Texas chain grocery store once they realize people are able to find things, they rearrange everything in the store. If you go in to get an item and can go to it straightaway and check out, you don’t spend enough time in the store wandering up and down aisles looking for it, thus you bypass any number of impulse buys and items you might want but don’t really need. They haven’t done it since the COVID-19 pandemic, however. I guess they’re willing to let people reduce the number of potentially virus laden exhalations in the interest of public safety, although they don’t enforce the masking requirements very closely. Not just customers, but even some of their stockers wear their masks under their chins, and they don’t do a thing about it.

  9. 5 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    At about the time of the VM toast and similar things, I found a Cheetos crisp that looked like a heart. This was also about the time of Bill Clinton’s bypass surgery. I was going to list it on E-Bay as a Cheeto’s look alike of Bill Clinton’s heart to see what the market was, but my dog ate it first. Dang. I might have been a millionaire.

  10. 5 days ago on One Big Happy

    I guess it doesn’t look enough like an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle for my comment to strike home.