Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 28, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    I’m not sure if this is an homage to Abbott and Costello or to Bob Newhart.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago


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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    And I don’t give a darn!

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    What’s on second right now. I Don’t Know’s on third. But Who’s on first.

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    WhatsApp Doc?

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  4 months ago

    Third base!

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    Or the old beer commercial…What’s uppppp!

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Just how many apps are there now that do the same thing as the cell phone you’re using?

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    Baarorso  4 months ago

    I’m thinking if Abbott and Costello were around today they’d be making jokes like this instead of “who’s on first”.;-D

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    Qiset  4 months ago

    You can call me Al.

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    Eric S   4 months ago

    3rd Base!

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    Conversations on WhatsApp are usually not that amusing or intellectual.

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    _lounger_  4 months ago

    why do I hear a grammarian howling?

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    I’m “appt” to not go there!

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    Gent  4 months ago

    You know, that app that keeps telling you to agrees to their privacy policy every day.

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    In India, WhatsApp is so all-pervasive that we call fake news received on it (which is quite often), as originating from “WhatsApp University”!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    APPalling, Brah

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    It’s surprising that Rat didn’t just start with “Don’t call me at all.”

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    mail2jbl  4 months ago

    My wife and I use WhatsApp.

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    kartis  4 months ago

    Send me a Signal you understand.

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    wilhemenacooker  4 months ago

    “What’s Happenin’!!!”

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Man that joke is old.

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    Free or Not? Premium Member 4 months ago

    THANKS for the LAUGH!

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    monya_43  4 months ago

    Today is National Drink Beer Day. I thought about Rat.

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    SNVBD  4 months ago

    Rikki don’t lose that number, You don’t want to call nobody else

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    I think Pig has a bun in the oven.

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    willkepley  4 months ago

    Third Base!!

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    ChrisRiesbeck Premium Member 4 months ago

    Of course, the follow up to “What’s the app?” should have been “Exactly!”

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    RACerri32  4 months ago

    Pig is definately channeling Bud’s ghost here !

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    Gandalf  4 months ago

    Who’s on first?!

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    tom_branson  4 months ago

    So Pastis was obviously drink a lot of beer and watching Abbott and Castello on YouTube when he drew this.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Whatsapp is AWESOME! It’s basically a way to keep in touch with friends, or family that live internationally via text message. And they don’t charge insane amount of money to use whatsapp. They don’t even charge monthly, or yearly. It’s an excellent app. I’ve been using whatsapp for about 8 years now

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    CaveCat87  4 months ago

    “I don’t know, and I don’t care!” “Oh, that’s our shortstop!”

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    You can call Rat almost anything. Just don’t call him “At All”.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Call me using the speed-dial. I don’t use apps.

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    me_the_polish_gull  4 months ago

    I call it Supie, so no one is confused.

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    Gretchen's Mom  4 months ago

    Pig is my ‘spirit animal’ more often than I like to admit! ;-)

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    curtlyon19  4 months ago

    wonderful, really good one

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    Jace  4 months ago

    I’m tuckered out having just run twenty apps!

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    mikeywilly  4 months ago

    Sometimes, Iget the feeling that Pastis sleeps late(maybe too many gasoline cocktails,it contains alcohol), and he has to rush to make deadline!?!

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    What’s app is pretty good

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    toshephe  4 months ago

    Who’s on first? Yes. No, what’s the name of the guy on first? No, what’s on second, Who’s on first.

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    gocomixrocks/the magic beaver cleaver  4 months ago

    whats app?

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    euphinism  4 months ago

    Bud Rat and Lou Pig!

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    Billavi Premium Member 4 months ago

    Nothing will ever be funnier than misunderstandings – Carter Pewterschmidt

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Saw this one coming from a mile away.

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    eddi_tbh  4 months ago

    I hope Pastis got that out of his system.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Sorry, guys. You will never be Abbott and Costello. Rat is skinny enough but not tall enough for Abbott. Pig is pudgy, like Costello, but not quick-witted enough.

    Or, we could admit that Cartoon-Boy’s parody is kinda weak….

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    redback  4 months ago

    you know Whatsapp is from Facebook and Facebook tracks everything you do no?

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    Tom in WV  4 months ago

    Could also be referring to Michael Feldman’s “Whad’ya know” public radio program.

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    falcon_370f  4 months ago

    Watt’s on Second.

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    wvmacleod  4 months ago

    Third base.

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    AndreasMartin  4 months ago

    WhatsApp. The last hope for parents to communicate with their teenage kids.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Didn’t get to first base with his explanation

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