Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 07, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    Because the best way to spend bad day is in a caffeine buzz. Try camomile tea.

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    BasilBruce  almost 3 years ago

    All the nations of the world don’t have enough money for that coffee; Rat must have killed the employee and stolen it.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    what is that, a one hundred thousand once?

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    sirbadger  almost 3 years ago

    I just read about someone who suffered a heart attack from too much caffeine. It depends on whether or not you are used to it.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Bladder Buster 3000.

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe just take a soak in it and relax, Rat?

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Any day could/should be a day to avoid Rat.

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    AndreasMartin  almost 3 years ago

    Coffee latte ‘swimming pool’. Only for jedi masters of bladder control.

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    dadoctah  almost 3 years ago

    These are the days that everyone avoids him.

    Except Juan Valdez.

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    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    reminds me of the olde days of

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    Breadboard  almost 3 years ago

    Rat must of had a tough weekend ! Party On Rat ;-)

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    lavender headgear  almost 3 years ago

    Instead of coffee, Rat, try alcohol. It worksh bedder. Hic.

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    jel354  almost 3 years ago

    That special order did not upset that barista.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    java ,java, java, java!

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    Kaputnik  almost 3 years ago

    You need coffee before you leave the house.

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    bignatefantic21  almost 3 years ago

    That looks like a coffee cup that is used for advertising rather than actually drinking

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    I thought Rat went for alcohol for that.

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    zerotvus  almost 3 years ago

    HEY! that’s my “Grandpa go faster”……

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    Ellis97  almost 3 years ago

    He’s gonna up for weeks.

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    whoa, where do they give cups of coffee that size!? :D

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 3 years ago

    At *bucks, that’s called a “Coliseum.”

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    The Fly Hunter  almost 3 years ago

    If I had a cup of coffee that large I would drink it in the bathroom.

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    santa72404  almost 3 years ago

    Rat ordering the Bladder Buster™ Grande Deluxe with extra creme and …excuse me while run to the little boys room!

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    Mille venti.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, it is Monday

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    Bucinka  almost 3 years ago

    I just got one of those from Dunkin’, like, 15 minutes ago. (And it was free: I had a code for $5 off any purchase)

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    Ed The Red Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Starbucks calls that a small.

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    LeonStauffer  almost 3 years ago

    Wait, there are days you DON’T avoid Rat?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 3 years ago

    Try avoiding him THIS WEEK.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    That looks like a Garfield-sized coffee. And Rat said that today (Monday) will be terrible. Hmm… Rat’s having a Garfield day.

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    Arav727  almost 3 years ago

    ok, he will go on a kicking spree soon

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    I’ll have a black coffee and Super-Size it!

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Awwww, ha ha!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Uh oooh! Rat I’ll be high on caffeine today! Everybody take cover…..

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    Bookworm  almost 3 years ago

    Just one of the many days, I imagine. . . .

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    ajakimber425  almost 3 years ago

    Actually, that’s a coffee lover’s dream come true.

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    Even if that’d be to scale not with Rat but any common rat that coffee is a real monster. Several of our offices machines total volume.

    But given the quality of “coffee” I encountered in the US the effect would be less stimulating the mind but the bladder.

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    MichaelHutson1  almost 3 years ago

    Assuming the cup is a standard 77 gallon barrel, at 128 fl oz to the gallon that would be 9856 fluid ounces.

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    Trump..  almost 3 years ago

    This is so good!

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    AndrewSharpe  almost 3 years ago

    That’s a latte coffee.

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    The mille size.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Problem is – you drink that much coffee than you’re going to need an equal amount of wine to balance out the jitters…

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    WilliamDoerfler  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, nothing helps you chill like a megadose of caffeine.

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    wolfboy oz boy  almost 3 years ago

    how many cups did they waste to get that size?

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Now, that’s my idea of a large coffee! But will it stay hot until Rat finishes drinking it?

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    RonaldHeater  almost 3 years ago

    I hope it’s decaffeinated or you will be bouncing off the wall all day.

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    WDD  almost 3 years ago

    I worked at a McDonald’s when a half-gallon-sized milkshake was available.(What a time to be lactose-intolerant.)

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