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Mike Tyson not withstanding, I DO have a plan for that.
I like Bart Simpson’s take on haunted penitentiaries: “It’s just an abandoned prison. All the murderers are long dead. And I’m sure their ghosts are probably in hell.”
Assuming the cup is a standard 77 gallon barrel, at 128 fl oz to the gallon that would be 9856 fluid ounces.
“It’s not the destination, it’s the journey…”
This is the same woman who once deliberately lived homeless in rebellion against her family’s wealth?
You need to be at least an hour’s travel time apart to give the homicidal rage time to cool down.
Ask Bernice if she particularly cares which way the forks go in and if she doesn’t, just mention which way you’re used to doing it.
In this strip, Dexter’s story isn’t as implausible as one might think.
The government is the good, wise people who know so much better than you and who will lock you in a cage or kill you if you don’t do what they say (they’re so good and wise after all).Elections are when the one to hold the power and the one to crave it, rather than fight a war, decide to hold a popularity contest. They then see who can cheat the most successfully.
Don’t even get her started on calling apes “monkeys”.