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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just do what George Costanza did: decide what you’re going to do, then do the opposite.

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    odd90745  3 months ago

    Looks like Rat explained me years ago.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Golly, Rat is better than the seer from a couple days ago.

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    DeeCee1  3 months ago

    Why do I suspect that no matter what formula Rat uses, everyone ends up with the same prognosis.

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    Rat is practicing Congressional Math.

    It calculates the middle class with more than they actually have, therefore to be heavily taxed.

    The 1% who contribute large sums to the Congress members’ election funds need assistance, and should have multiple tax breaks.

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    Jesy Bertz  3 months ago

    No $#%+, Einstein.

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    Sherlock Watson  3 months ago

    Example: You take advice from a rat.

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    alaskajohn1  3 months ago

    Is Rat taking his cue from Lucy van Pelt?

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    Did I need math to figure that out?

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    Gent  3 months ago

    You’re right, Rat. He chose you as a friend.

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    Reader  3 months ago

    Five cents please.

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    EcurbYkspohs  3 months ago

    Rat we all make stupid choices ,tell me what the Powerball numbers will be for the next drawing ! … Croc Power !

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    mjb515  3 months ago

    Now you have upset the Millenials.

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    asrialfeeple  3 months ago

    Why is the world the way it is? Because people are the way they are.

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    InuYugiHakusho  3 months ago

    Don’t we all make stupid choices?

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    Procat Premium Member 3 months ago

    Maybe Pig voted for the person Rat didn’t vote for.

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    royboy12  3 months ago

    Rat is right.

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    Egrayjames  3 months ago

    Life is what happens to you as you “screw up” on a daily basis over a long period of time!

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    Guilty Bystander  3 months ago

    Like I needed a mathematical equation to reach that conclusion?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    BUT PIG already knows this…..Sigh

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    Analytics – Astrology for the 21st Century!

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    garcoa  3 months ago

    Your first stupid choice today, Pig, was getting out of bed.

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    stillfickled  3 months ago

    One of pig’s stupid choices was standing there and listening to rat.

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    “You’re only human, you’re supposed to make mistakes.”. – Billy Joel

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  3 months ago

    That Rat is definitely getting his stand shut down

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    prrdh  3 months ago

    Ooh…Rat used numbers. Many numbers. That makes his conclusions settled science.

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    DondiDoo  3 months ago

    According to my calculations, your problem is you listen to ignorant people/rats.

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    Ron Bauerle  3 months ago

    Now if we could just figure out what “poor choices” lead to cancer, Alzheimer’s, etc.

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    thelost wizard  3 months ago

    First bad choice was by your parents deciding (voluntary or otherwise) to propagate the species. Second was choosing rat as a friend.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Like talking to Rat

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Said the Rat who sets up a kiosk which looks strangely like Lucy Van Pelt’s psychiatry stand…

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    COL Crash  3 months ago

    Stupid choices are the natural result of incomplete consideration of all of the variables.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 3 months ago

    Listening to Rat wasn’t one of Pig’s smarter choices…

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    I’m sure Rat is glad to be of service, Pig. Of course, it ought to be pretty obvious to anyone who knows you….

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