Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 7 months ago

    SpongeBob’s smarter but more high strung cousin.

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    juncarlo  7 months ago

    I don’t understand why Pig is all hurt, he was hit by a sponge. By the way, the sponge didn’t wear square pants

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    noahproblem  7 months ago

    OOOOOOO! He said Number Eleven!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  7 months ago

    Maybe Pig was about to say that Sammy Sponge would be able to soak up information like a ShamWow™ towel.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member 7 months ago

    Who wants to soak up info like a sponge? Sponges soak up liquid, not information. What were you thinking, Pig?

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Don’t be such a ham, Pig. Oh whoops…

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    Don’t fight with a sponge. He’ll wipe up the floor with you.

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    Trilobyte Premium Member 7 months ago

    Cis Swiss cheese?

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    hariseldon59  7 months ago

    Lawyer for Nickelodeon on the phone, Steph.

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  7 months ago

    take a long walk off a short pier and stop annoying everyone

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    cdgar  7 months ago

    Exactly how I feel about almost everything these days.

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    JasonBall  7 months ago

    Lololol true

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    Gent  7 months ago

    A well informed pig is a delicious pig, Pig.

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    jpayne4040  7 months ago

    And you have to watch what you said a few years ago too!

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    mjb515  7 months ago

    Like water, words go right through Sammy.

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    EcurbYkspohs  7 months ago

    That’s no sponge ! Tis Rat in a disguise ! …… Croc Power !

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    jel354  7 months ago

    Well, that was not sweet like a sponge cake.

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    H. Stickmin Esq.  7 months ago

    (Insert spongebob joke)

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    He doesn’t soak anything up. The pages just get wet.

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    Nuliajuk  7 months ago

    Is this Spongebob’s cranky grandfather?

    “Granddad – put some pants on!”

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    e.groves  7 months ago

    Touchy twit, isn’t he?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Is Sammy Sponge Spongebob’s even twin?

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    dragonbite  7 months ago

    I guess scrubbed Pig for that comment.

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    johndifool  7 months ago

    Pig is definitely not Spongeworthy…

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    Known Pedant  7 months ago

    it isn’t gay….

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    PIG was so SHOCKED by Sammy Sponge, he fell off the stool, not believing his porous statement….too many holes in it…..

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    Ermine Notyours  7 months ago

    A *#*# sponge? Is that the same as a contraceptive sponge?

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    chinagrove  7 months ago

    I dunno,seems Sammie absorbed all the #*~! ok

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    Apparently a lot of sponges reading GoComics…

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    DCBakerEsq  7 months ago

    SpongeBob got really cranky after he entered the Witness Protection Program for testifying against Plankton after he killed Mr. Krabs.

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    Phydeux  7 months ago

    At least it didn’t get his Goat.

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    Don’t any of them wear pants? He needs 20-minutes in a microwave oven on high.

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    redback  7 months ago

    concerning racist clichés, I was lead to believe that sponges lived under pineapples under the sea; actually this goes off the clichés

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    cmforzetting  7 months ago

    A good illustration of how an accurate and truthful description is called “racist” these days

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    chris_weaver  7 months ago

    Uh-oh, Pig is a rabid anti-spongite!

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    Troglodyte  7 months ago

    I’m sure Pig wishes he could ex-sponge that remark!

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    El Cobbo Grande  7 months ago

    That’s his cousin…..lazy Bob…..he’s a real sponger

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    BOSFLASH  7 months ago

    He should buy talking books; a sponge absorbs sound.

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    ekke  7 months ago

    As Berkeley Breathed once put it: offensensitivity. It is now a hallmark of our culture.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    Pig is down! That Sammy Sponge is no pushover, and he has quite a trenchmouth!

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    fdtopp3  7 months ago

    PC espoused by sponges….(sorry).

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Is that Spongebob’s evil twin?

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