Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2014
Transcript:
Pastis: Listen, Libby. I'm tired of people randomly ripping my drawing. Now if you have something constructive to say, say it. Libby: It's okay, Mr. Pastis. Calm down. Let me think of a constructive way to say this. You draw like @#*#. Rat: Oh, so true. Pastis: Go away now, Libby. Libby: Oh, and you write like @#*#, too. Stephan gets owned by the second-grader across the street.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Guess what, Libby — he drew your face, and wrote your words. What does that say about you?
gocomics almost 10 years ago
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Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Libby: Oh, and you gotta dirty mouth, Mr. Pastis.Stephan: Go home. Now.
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Libby: “And that’s why you’ll never win awards. Can I have a Reuben sandwich now?”
John Falstaff almost 10 years ago
Sorry, but Libby has a point. And she didn’t mention it—probably didn’t want to seem too critical, but the strip needs more crocs.
John Falstaff almost 10 years ago
In the appropriate dialect, of course, that would be “Meesta Pastes streep need more croks!”
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Hey, Cartoon-Boy! Get outta the strip! You’re corrupting the characters! Let Rat take care of that!
Sorry, Miss Libby, but we understand your concerns about that Cartoon-Boy character version of Stephan. It’s his evil side expressing itself. Maybe you can find help siding with Pig and Li’l Guard Duck and Mr. Snuffles….
Soroxas almost 10 years ago
There seem to be a lot of swearing kids here in PBS, i mean, seriously, how old is she, 9?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Libby needs some Octagon Laundry Soap…but NOT for her clothes!!
IQTech61 almost 10 years ago
Stephan is his own worst critic.
ziggman14304 almost 10 years ago
With that hair, she looks like a young “Alice” from Dilbert. That would explain the swearing.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
does she kiss her mother with that mouth?
The Winy Child almost 10 years ago
hey DOSQueen.hes wwwwAAAAAAAAAAAAAyyyyyyyyyy worse than u think.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Did she follow him into the neighborhood bar? Or is he just feeling self-conscious about the “stick figure” legs thing?
The Winy Child almost 10 years ago
pleeeeeeeez no more libby tomorow!!!!!!!!!
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Ina world that is not perfect, Stephan, in my book, you is.
Vet Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Where are the Comic Censors. Libby got away with one…….watch out Stephan there may be a Comic Censor drone over head….mind the blast radius.
patsysutcliffe Premium Member almost 10 years ago
love it.
Piksea Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Stephan Pastis ~ The Charlie Brown of cartooning!
celeconecca almost 10 years ago
Libby and Rat need to keep in mind that their lives depend on this man!
CyberSpaceDrifter almost 10 years ago
More Crocs … More Crocs … More Crocs …
Gokie5 almost 10 years ago
“Little Orphan Libby”?Yep, JPuzz, I was gonna say. That’s her, all right! I read her as a child, and when I grew up, I realized that the strip was up there with Mallard Fillmore.
Gokie5 almost 10 years ago
Erase her, Stephan! You can, you know!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
And also “Go away now, Rat”
xxx
Linda Solomon almost 10 years ago
♫♪♪ oh you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too..♪♪♫
knight1192a almost 10 years ago
Libby, you were told to stop hanging out with the hack cartoonist. Neither Danny Donkey nor Dickey Cockroach have sold that well for Rat because nobody wants to pay for the hacks work.
Drewdove almost 10 years ago
Hey Libby, how many nationally syndicated strips do you have?
None?
Thought so, PUNK! >:-P
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Libertarian, Liberal, Libyan strike force to raid the Benghazi embassy… whatever you’ve got, really. Don’t limit yourself to a single interpretation. Life’s too short to spend it in a box.
Enoki almost 10 years ago
Nothing quite as bad as being @#*# by a Second Grader…
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
Thank you for the appreciative comments, everyone!
Barker62 almost 10 years ago
Sell the kid to wandering gypsies, go buy a pizza and a 12-pack, enjoy life!!!!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
What the audience sees in a work of art is not up to the artist. According to the rule of inverse appreciation, the extent to which an artist is remembered diminishes as an inverse square of the extent of their fame. The more famous you are, the less well you are known.
InuYugiHakusho almost 10 years ago
The really irritating part is that you can’t retaliate against her without getting into serious trouble.
Rollermonkey Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh. My. God. We were SO wrong.
Barnabus Blackoak almost 10 years ago
How’d a 2nd grader get into a bar ?
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Great comments too!
blaclivesmater Premium Member almost 3 years ago
he is great artist
blaclivesmater Premium Member almost 3 years ago
*a