Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2014
Pastis: Listen, Libby. I'm tired of people randomly ripping my drawing. Now if you have something constructive to say, say it. Libby: It's okay, Mr. Pastis. Calm down. Let me think of a constructive way to say this. You draw like @#*#. Rat: Oh, so true. Pastis: Go away now, Libby. Libby: Oh, and you write like @#*#, too. Stephan gets owned by the second-grader across the street.