Middle-aged, sarcastic grump.
but how can Santa land with those wires and lights covering the roof ? You’e electrocute the reindeer!
A dog, walking a dog. is the small one his pet or his son??
So… Luann just handled every cookie ? Hope she wore gloves.
Eeww, she’s seen that movie?!
I knew he was groping her knee the other day.
has his sister gone on to college? we haven’t seen her in forever.
he can see ANYBODY in the buff whenever he wants. X-ray vision, remember?
I get a ‘fiery ring’ when I eat too much jalapeno chili.
why were you eyeing his fly Luann? Hmmmmmm?
if hew treats all the kid models like this, shouldn’t he be reported for child abuse?