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  1. about 2 months ago on Luann

    I feel like this is kind of a trick question. Brad knows that Toni is a firefighter, just as he is. I think his BEST answer is actually: “Do we have Shannon, or is she with her father?”

  2. 5 months ago on In Security

    Um. 15 minutes to brush her teeth? 15 minutes to wash her hair? 15 minutes to shower? 15 for conditioner, 30 to shave, more for lotion… She really does actually do each one pretty slowly. (I’ll buy shaving is 30 minutes, even though she’s petite and doesn’t technically have THAT much real estate to shave. ;)

  3. 5 months ago on In Security

    Chekov’s Moustache?

  4. 5 months ago on In Security

    Actually, I was watching a wild rabbit in my backyard the other day. There was a crow, which I suspect was trying to get at babies in the warren, and the bunny kept chasing it away. This went on for a few hours, and the bunny was surprisingly aggressive in its defense.

  5. 6 months ago on In Security

    Why would she need a designated driver? She lives in the same building…

  6. 6 months ago on In Security

    2004 Infinity G35 w/ 81k miles on it, all me.

  7. 6 months ago on In Security

    Who rhymes wander and gander?

  8. over 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    When I saw this, I was wondering why Calvin & Hobbes was being referenced… I NEVER suspected the reason behind it. D’oh!

  9. over 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Sherlock Watson must be feeling pretty dumb right now.

  10. over 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Oh. My. God. We were SO wrong.