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John Falstaff Free

I was "Earl the crokydile scientest" for many years but that was a very old joke with my sister and it's cumbersome. John Falstaff is "Old, fat, lazy, selfish, dishonest, corrupt, thieving, manipulative, boastful, and lecherous, Falstaff is, despite his many negative qualities, perhaps the most popular of all of Shakespeare’s comic characters. "

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on CowTown

    “You ask why my laptop is always covered with spat-out coffee? I’ll tell you: there’s this woman called ‘Susan Sunshine’ who keeps making these hilarious comments on gocomics …”

  2. 1 day ago on Fat Cats

    “Amid the joys and sorrows of the holiday season, remember that it can be very profitable for some.”

  3. 3 days ago on CowTown

    The tension builds … readers shifting nervously in their seats, wondering what could be coming …

  4. 4 days ago on Fat Cats

    Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas, happy Hanukah, wonderful Eid, bright Diwali, and happy “whatever” to everybody! The Jolly Fat Man with the White Beard and Stainless-and-Carbon Leg says HO-HO-HO! And, listen, forget the milk and the cookies! If I visit your house on Xmas Eve, be sure to leave out a bottle of Pusser’s Navy Rum and a fried-oyster poboy for ol’ Santa!

  5. 6 days ago on CowTown

    Spouses ALWAYS have dumb rules. Wear shoes when you’re using the chainsaw, don’t drink rum at noon, wear pants if you’re out front where the neighbors can see you, don’t invite all the people at the bar to come home with you at 2am to keep partying … picky, picky.

  6. 6 days ago on Fat Cats

    “Put the nutmeg in the next carboy of cream. And bring it to me.” :-)

  7. 7 days ago on Fat Cats

    Coffee! Through the nose! :-) Laughing so hard! PS: “Not that there’s anything WRONG with that …”

  8. 10 days ago on CowTown

    “Leaf me alone! I don’t want to be one of the poplar kids!”

  9. 10 days ago on Fat Cats

    It is NOT easy to intimidate mall Santas! They spend all day holding squirming brats and being splashed with various types of excreta, while horrible suburban parents shout instructions. Convicted murderers used to be sentenced to be mall Santas—before it was ruled to be “cruel and unusual punishment.”

  10. 10 days ago on Scary Gary

    “… I will add a bowl of fruit.” No “in.” PLEASE, people—unnecessary prepositions cause thousands of deaths every year!