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John Falstaff Free

I was "Earl the crokydile scientest" for many years but that was a very old joke with my sister and it's cumbersome. John Falstaff is "Old, fat, lazy, selfish, dishonest, corrupt, thieving, manipulative, boastful, and lecherous, Falstaff is, despite his many negative qualities, perhaps the most popular of all of Shakespeare’s comic characters. "

Recent Comments

  1. about 2 months ago on CowTown

    I get it—Sidney must have copied the Kauffman Center’s design. Like that song says: “Everything’s up to date in Kansas City …”

  2. about 2 months ago on CowTown

    The one up near the sign, past the Native American—is that the Sidney Opera House, or two porcupines hiding in a trench?

  3. about 2 months ago on Fat Cats

    “Cummerbungee” deserves a Pulitzer. :-)

  4. about 2 months ago on Fat Cats

    " … and bring me another one in a ‘to-go’ box to take home for a snack, later."

  5. about 2 months ago on CowTown

    “Somewheeeeere … over the Weber / spareribs fly …”

  6. about 2 months ago on Savage Chickens

    No singing! NO SINGING here!

  7. about 2 months ago on Fat Cats

    There must be a specialized medical-supply place that prints customized eye charts. There’s someone who found a business opportunity and took it.

  8. about 2 months ago on CowTown

    And after that, variations on the menu: German style—served on a bed of sauerkraut. French style—cooked with wine. Louisiana style: add crawfish and cayenne. Kansas style … oh, yeah, that was the first one.

  9. about 2 months ago on Fat Cats

    “We go now to the Sky-Five Super-Doppler-5000 Breaking News War Room Center …”

  10. about 2 months ago on CowTown

    Maybe he has a farm that grows TV dinners?