Earl the crokydile scientest Free

You no worry--me just innosent floteing log. Go sweeming, me just a log.

Recent Comments

  1. about 13 hours ago on CowTown

    ALL bar games are popular in Kansas City! :-)

  2. about 13 hours ago on Raising Duncan

    Adele says that Big Daddy is a household cleaning device, too! ;-)

  3. about 13 hours ago on Savage Chickens

    I’m surprised a nurse had energy for a second job. When I was in the hospital, I was amazed that nurses worked so hard, for so long, and still had time to genuinely CARE for patients. The coffee mug is right: “Nurses are angels in comfy shoes.”

  4. about 13 hours ago on Fat Cats

    And right-hand drive—that means it’s an English import, too!

  5. 1 day ago on CowTown

    The great Wheel o’ Fortune tells us: “Don’t get too relaxed. Thursdays are YOUR day in the barrel.”

  6. 1 day ago on Fat Cats

    “Say, is this platter loaded with wild-caught salmon, or big brook trout?”

  7. 2 days ago on Savage Chickens

    Cleanup for sure! But it was well-deserved! That one literally made me laugh out loud. :-)

  8. 2 days ago on CowTown

    How to have a happy marriage: Say “Yes, dear,” while you are actually thinking, “Desdemona, have you prayed tonight?”

  9. 2 days ago on Savage Chickens


  10. 3 days ago on CowTown

    Wives and girlfriends are always making up stupid rules: don’t drink before noon, don’t tell the children funny stories about drugs and cars from your college days, wear shoes when you mow the lawn, never start a landscaping project involving a bulldozer until you’ve checked the plans with “Honey,” the children have dibbs on the minibike … dumb ol’ girls.