You no worry--me just innosent floteing log. Go sweeming, me just a log.
ALL bar games are popular in Kansas City! :-)
Adele says that Big Daddy is a household cleaning device, too! ;-)
I’m surprised a nurse had energy for a second job. When I was in the hospital, I was amazed that nurses worked so hard, for so long, and still had time to genuinely CARE for patients. The coffee mug is right: “Nurses are angels in comfy shoes.”
And right-hand drive—that means it’s an English import, too!
The great Wheel o’ Fortune tells us: “Don’t get too relaxed. Thursdays are YOUR day in the barrel.”
“Say, is this platter loaded with wild-caught salmon, or big brook trout?”
Cleanup for sure! But it was well-deserved! That one literally made me laugh out loud. :-)
How to have a happy marriage: Say “Yes, dear,” while you are actually thinking, “Desdemona, have you prayed tonight?”
Wives and girlfriends are always making up stupid rules: don’t drink before noon, don’t tell the children funny stories about drugs and cars from your college days, wear shoes when you mow the lawn, never start a landscaping project involving a bulldozer until you’ve checked the plans with “Honey,” the children have dibbs on the minibike … dumb ol’ girls.