Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 30, 2021

Wiley bears YEAH Love it

Some of us bears are in warmer climes and don’t hibernate, I’ll have you know. Neither do we eat humans. ;P

Outstanding.

And they are wild.

Bedtime story update for the cubs (with new skulls for the parents as props)! “Hey Bob, want to go in this old cave to see some bears hibernating?” “Sure Jim, let’s go take a look.” (apologies to Gary Larson)!

There is no hibernation. There’s only Wiley Nation.

Look! The mean cartoonist is telling us how stupid he thinks we are! I kid Wiley. That’s a great ’toon!

Ask about our seniors discount.

Would you like a bear claw with that coffee?

Wait, coffee AND hibernation? Seems like a problem…

i dunno.. sounds like it might be really boring.. i will pass.

Watch out Boo Boo, here comes Mr. Ranger.

Hide those leftovers. Men are shy creatures.

Actually, they’re just robbing them. They have to pay the rent somehow.

These bears count on the curiosity of others.

Don’t forget the donuts

Love the bears!

Marlin Perkins never covered this.

Wiley Bears on a Tuesday! Made my day!

That cave entrance looks like it was contracted out… But I guess if they could write the sign they could have done the construction work too. Smart buggers…

no jack in those rubberized shoes saves the day as well as Herman.

I would buy a book of nothing but Wiley Bear strips

Free WIFI works better than free coffee.

Well dam. I would have been unDarwinable until the sneaky bears added the “Free Coffee” bit.

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!

What if they don’t drink coffee?

Do any of you ever try to click on “Non Sequitur”, but end up with “The New Adventure of Queen Elizabeth?”

Wiley’s bears help keep nature in balance and humans in check—plus they have the best expressions ever!

Make sure to leave them some toothpicks

The “free coffee” would have gotten me, too.

Might get more takers if you tidy-up a bit .Remove the tell-tale hat, boots, glasses….

Love those Wiley bears :)

All they really needed to say was ‘free coffee’.

So far only the one near sighted trekker with boots made of inedible modern materials. Business isn’t looking too good.

Way to ruin a funny toon!

What time is the next show and can I get tickets online?

Wiley, I think people like your Wiley bear ‘toons. Given it’s only 12 hours in and 331 “likes”

Regular,decaf,or hazlenut?

Wait . . . I don’t see any coffee . . .

Maybe you should start.

Human isn’t nearly as good as salmon.

Gotta luv dem Wiley bears……….

Free coffee??!? Where do I sign up?

Only Wiley Bears (Ursus arctos sardonicus) will do that. And they don’t go into stupor as Ursus horribilis does. They still have an oddity of reversing a letter otherwise their hand writing is improving. They hunger only for human flesh and their intelligence is marked.

The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis), also known as the North American brown bear or simply grizzly, is a population or subspecies of the brown bear inhabiting North America. In addition to the mainland grizzly (Ursus arctos horribilis), other morphological forms of brown bear in North America are sometimes identified as grizzly bears. These include two living populations — the Kodiak bear (U. a. middendorffi) and the peninsular grizzly (U. a. gyas) — as well as the extinct California grizzly (U. a. californicus†), Mexican grizzly (formerly U. a. nelsoni†), and Ungava-Labrador grizzly (formerly U. a. ungavaesis†). Wikipedia

Is that Gent and Baarorso?

“Free T-shirts”

“My parents went to Mystery of Hibernation and all I got was this bloody T-shirt”

Location has a lot to do with who is at the top of the food chain.

Grin and Bare it.

Bears need to consume a lot of Fat to make it through the Cold Months.

Well, you really would think they’d hide the evidence of former visitors, since they’re so clever, wouldn’t you?