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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 15, 2019

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    odd90745  about 1 month ago

    Evolution in action just don’t look… AAAAAAAAH!

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    Kveldulf  about 1 month ago

    I don’t get it. I never use WiFi. I don’t even have a smart phone. Why am I still so stupid?

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    Kveldulf  about 1 month ago

    Is “smart phone” an oxymoron?

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    Aussie Down Under  about 1 month ago

    For what its worth, could be a good time to try Air Drop on his ’phone.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The vertically challenged.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 1 month ago

    More like “Eternity – Free WI-FI!”

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    Kaputnik  about 1 month ago

    Seek wisdom first, then think about other types of Wi Fi if you like.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 1 month ago

    One method of crowd control.

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    Superfrog  about 1 month ago

    You can seek the legend, you can be the legend or you can find the ledge end.

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    Z51 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    And the next guy is thinking about the choices too!

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    Watcher  about 1 month ago

    And on your way down, the Wi-Fi will go out.

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    Carolyn Saunders  about 1 month ago

    There waits a Wiley bear

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    hans  about 1 month ago

    The phone may be smart. But the owner.. Not so much.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 1 month ago

    I’ m sure we all know which path we’d travel. Good luck.

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    Buzzworld  about 1 month ago

    Probably got a free smartphone too, the entitlement exit should be going left.

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    fuzzbucket  about 1 month ago

    I see a great future for the ‘entitled’.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Love the videos where they fall in holes, fountains; and slam into poles. The sad ones are where they kill people with their cars.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Look up to see the truth. Look down to learn a lesson. Look out!

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    dot-the-I  about 1 month ago

    Entitlement (arrow) Entombment

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    viking-riverrat  about 1 month ago

    It is hard to get Wi-Fi.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 1 month ago

    So, the learning curve is actually a straight line.

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    Intergalactic Hussy Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Well you can’t spell “enlightenment” without…“lighten.”

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member about 1 month ago

    So just how did he see the sign?

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    wildman-al  about 1 month ago

    In the 60’s we had that choice as all do now.

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    Radish Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Enlightenment is a temporary state of mind, you don’t live there.

    Every religion climbs the same spiritual mountain.

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    gammaguy  about 1 month ago

    Looks like the guy on the right is a smart-phoney.

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    Old Asdirt  about 1 month ago

    Can’t believe he fell for that sign!

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    Bill The Nuke  about 1 month ago

    We need more of these.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 1 month ago

    Which way do I go to get free Comic Books?!

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    DCBakerEsq  about 1 month ago

    I feel entitled to be enlightened.

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    Mokurai  about 1 month ago

    See Dying of Whiteness, by Jonathan Metzl, for some even more serious entitlement.

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    fgerbil46  about 1 month ago

    Love it!

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    Dtroutma Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The wisdom of people demanding more wi-fi access in our National Parks, while every year more morons are walking off cliffs while on their phones or doing “selfies” of their last moments, before rangers have to risk their lives to recover the morons’ bodies.

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Smart phone.

    Dumb people.

    Just desserts.

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    thedogesl Premium Member about 1 month ago

    It requires a sharp right turn, of course.

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    Pequod  about 1 month ago

    Gravity has serious bandwidth.

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    OneDayAtATime  about 1 month ago

    So isn’t this the opposite of what leftists are all about? They try prevent people from suffering the consequences of being lazy, stupid, or careless, right?

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    Bicycle Dude  about 1 month ago

    A woman recently filed a $32 million lawsuit against BN railroad, its engineer, Washington county, the city of Beaverton and the state of Oregon for gross negligence because she lost both of her legs (one above the knee the other below) after being ran over by a freight train.

    According to police and NTSB reports, the woman was wearing a hoodie, with earbuds in her ears and texting or looking at her phone when she walked in front of, and struck, by the train. The street gate was down and it’s bells were ringing for traffic. The lead locomotive was blasting its horn as it approached the street where the woman was hit, and yet all of the above defendants are at fault for not having a gate on the sidewalk to prevent a pedestrian from stepping in front of a moving train.

    The lawsuit is for pain and suffering, lost current and future wages, medical and rehabilitation expenses and loss of quality of life.

    Shit, she’s lucky to be alive! The real question is, who needs to be held accountable and held responsible?

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    PaulKmecak  about 1 month ago

    Nominations for the 2019 Darwin Awards are now open . . .

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 1 month ago

    The sense of entitlement turns us into complainers.

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    Concretionist  about 1 month ago

    It’s not learning if you don’t survive the experience. Well, unless somebody ELSE learns something. I bet you can see the landing zone from the “enlightenment” ledge.

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    athikers  about 1 month ago

    Natural selection in action

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    dlsickels1959  about 1 month ago

    thin the herd

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    ssynhorst  about 1 month ago

    No

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    JohnTheFoole  about 1 month ago

    Darwin awards version.

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    dalebanks106  about 1 month ago

    The learning curve can be steep.

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    Daeder Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The entitlement route is what’s known as the “presidential short-cut”.

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