Do we need to candle the tapirs to see if they have already eaten?
Tapirs are a living fossil; they’ve been around since the Eocene, having survived waves of extinction of other animals. They are South America’s largest native land mammal, with adults ranging in size from 300-700 pounds.
I used to eat Dad’s white carnation bouttonieres when he came home after playing a formal concert. I wasn’t allowed to eat the red ones, they were dyed. Carnations are delicious and make excellent tea. Crocheted carnations can be used as teabags.
One of my sisters was given a vase of 3 flowers made of Legos by 2 of her grandchildren for Mother’s Day … vase & all. Fantastic plastic … Tapir that …!
The word crochet always confuses me. I want to pronounce it as crotcheted, but I’m not sure what a crotcheted boutonniere is. It sounds like the act of deflowering your date on Prom night.
“The proboscis of the tapir is a highly flexible organ, able to move in all directions, allowing the animals to grab foliage that would otherwise be out of reach. Tapirs often exhibit the flehmen response, a posture in which they raise their snouts and show their teeth to detect scents.”
Nothing shaves off subscribers faster than a cartoon like one. (My ex-subscribers didn’t even say good-bye or flip me off before leaving. At the very least, they could have exhibited the flehmen response.)
- gold leaf scrollwork notation on the menu in the full-service Rôtisserie des Dieux Dirigeants at Trillionaire’s Maternity Hospital & Comprehensive Yen Clinique for the Thoroughly Unpleasant and Terminally Self-Important
Imagine about 1 month ago
That’s good advice if ever I heard any.
charles9156 about 1 month ago
issues of living in a zoo ;+)
Spudnut recovers from a costume party about 1 month ago
There are some tigers
tripping alarms on “Geigers”
(the counters, like on capers).
And then there are some tapirs
you see starring in “papers”
(like Zig-Zags, but for vapers).
We hope those paper tigers
Tapir off soon in Niger
so we can smell boutonnieres,
not smoke, infusing our tears.
- Eustace Seeyum, II, from “Omelet Moon Swoon,” in the special smoking leaflets binder (with matching smoking jacket), Africa Sings My Name — Calls Me Little Bamboo ©2024, Boozer, Bamboozler, & Bambu-Broozer Books, wholly owned by parent conglomerate You Gonna Finish That? Inc.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 1 month ago
buttonhole in french… very sly, Theresa! Very sly indeed!
tudza Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’d actually like to be able to crochet lace
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
My favorite tapir is named Cyranose. He is especially fond of Moon Pies.
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 month ago
…my sister used to sing this when she jumped rope with her friends…
…looks like the lady in the comic is getting ready to talk to a man about a horse…
…my wife likes walking in on me while I’m trying to ‘feed’ the baby tapirs’…
…‘Lady!’…
…can’t you see I’m…
…oh, I’m sorry…
…she says…
…
…we did see the northern lights…
…there was only this weak pinkish glow where we live in town…
…which technically was the lights…
…I guess…
…
…and with momma in her kerchief…
…and I in my cap…
…settled in to driving where it was darker than that…
…and we parked …
…and we looked….
…with the sky all aglow…
…we each said to each other…
…by perchance did you bring your phone?…
…with a pat and a glance…
…we both out loudly exclaimed …
…Oh, no! I did not…
…oh what a shame!…
…so we drove back to home…
…giving ourselves each one a kick…
…when I opened the car door…
…there was my phone …
..under the dash in the nook in a nick…
…true story…
…we went back and got lame just barely there pics…
… THE END …
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 month ago
Do we need to candle the tapirs to see if they have already eaten?
Tapirs are a living fossil; they’ve been around since the Eocene, having survived waves of extinction of other animals. They are South America’s largest native land mammal, with adults ranging in size from 300-700 pounds.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
He better hope they’re not out of Purina® Tapir Chow, or those babies will go after his boutonniere, crocheted or not.
nancyb creator about 1 month ago
I used to eat Dad’s white carnation bouttonieres when he came home after playing a formal concert. I wasn’t allowed to eat the red ones, they were dyed. Carnations are delicious and make excellent tea. Crocheted carnations can be used as teabags.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 1 month ago
If Frankenstein can have a bride, why not Gort?
Rev Phnk Ey about 1 month ago
I hang on tightly to my crotchet while viewing Frog Applause.
Spudnut recovers from a costume party about 1 month ago
Better a crocheted boutonniere
than a crotchety hole, my dear.
But, all things being relative,
(with and/or without additives,
sizing things up to be equal),
your bright, fuzzy, worked-yarn sequel
surely beats a boot in the rear,
or buttoned-down crotch tales, no fear.
- Uncle Rebus, from “Ewe Awl Bee Knit Wits,” in the upcoming dystopian self-help travel weight-loss true-cookbook gallows-humor memoir, You Can’t Eat Shoes in Here, This is The Frantics’ “Boot to the Head” Museum ©2024, Abattoir Fünf Schuhlagerbücher
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago
You had me at hang.
coltish1. about 1 month ago
I’ve never seen this graphic on the Netflix® homepage. Therefore I am unfamiliar with it.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
One of my sisters was given a vase of 3 flowers made of Legos by 2 of her grandchildren for Mother’s Day … vase & all. Fantastic plastic … Tapir that …!
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
I got some chicken of the see if tapirs will eat that. Otherwise 9 lives offal blend, which I doubt
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Sea , not see, si?
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
The word crochet always confuses me. I want to pronounce it as crotcheted, but I’m not sure what a crotcheted boutonniere is. It sounds like the act of deflowering your date on Prom night.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago
So, is that feeding baby tapirs, or feeding tapirs to the baby?
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
Baby tapirs are easily in the top 3 baby animals. OK, kittens are the leaders, but baby tapirs have the best stripes.
charles9156 about 1 month ago
proof anyone can be storyteller ;+)
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 month ago
The flehmen response, huh?
“The proboscis of the tapir is a highly flexible organ, able to move in all directions, allowing the animals to grab foliage that would otherwise be out of reach. Tapirs often exhibit the flehmen response, a posture in which they raise their snouts and show their teeth to detect scents.”
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 month ago
Nothing shaves off subscribers faster than a cartoon like one. (My ex-subscribers didn’t even say good-bye or flip me off before leaving. At the very least, they could have exhibited the flehmen response.)
davidob about 1 month ago
I can’t give you any lip about your work at present.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Some Some, some de dum dum, some some, sum de dum dum.
Spudnut recovers from a costume party about 1 month ago
Flow’ry fetal fold,
boutonnière position tight.
Brusque petal unfurl.
- gold leaf scrollwork notation on the menu in the full-service Rôtisserie des Dieux Dirigeants at Trillionaire’s Maternity Hospital & Comprehensive Yen Clinique for the Thoroughly Unpleasant and Terminally Self-Important
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 1 month ago
Just when I was tapiring off from my boutonniere addiction.