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  1. about 22 hours ago on Ballard Street

    Kuten pidät.

    [ Just to finish: Finnish. ]

    ¯\(ツ)

  2. about 24 hours ago on Ballard Street

    Ja hyvää iltapäivää sinulle!

  3. 1 day ago on Clay Bennett

    Despite all attempts to conceal the actual machinations and appearances, there are only two kinds of real political power — organized people or organized money.

    Organized money will always try to disrupt people and prevent them from organizing, usually by pitting one group against another.

    Having groups battle each other for crumbs off the floor helps keep the focus off those gorging at the banquet tables.

    Helps explain why the GQP has never done anything for the average person.

    Doesn’t help explain why the average person keeps falling for it, over and over and over again.

    [mic drop]

  4. 1 day ago on Bliss

    A legacy institution from the WW2-era Leash-Lend days.

  5. 1 day ago on Ballard Street

    Prepare to be boarded!

    Water-boarded!

    Plank-walked and haul-keeled!

    Buckle your swashes, ye porchlubbers!

  6. 1 day ago on Overboard

    Only when it rains very heavily do the mud sharks come out to play.

  7. 1 day ago on Ballard Street

    Belay the spanker sheet! Mend and make clothes!

    Dunno if that’ll hold any rum with them, though — they are both still looking very grog- gy.

  8. 1 day ago on Strange Brew

    Flush twice — it’s a long way to The Daily Planet, now that it’s owned by the Murdoch cartel.

  9. 1 day ago on Speed Bump

    He quacked up trying to feather his nest. Then got so frustrated he couldn’t get his down up. Finally got all his ducks in a row, but he was a strange duck — but eventually let it all slide like water off his back.

    And so on.

    Lord love a duck!

  10. 1 day ago on Ballard Street

    Looks like the sun’s been over the yardarm all night long.