Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 22, 2024

Clean up on Earth Day, people.

Is that little one Pluto?

I see that he kept Pluto. Neil is not going to be happy about that!!!!

Earth is fine, it’s all the parasites that are the problem.

Nine! Pluto got to come to the party!

It night time. Obveeously they no invites Sun to party.

Don’t get too close to her. She’s got an infestation and it’s contagious

Pretty good, what with all the earth day cartoons abounding.

Those other planets don’t have to worry. We’ve already done a pretty good job of destroying Earth, and we’ve left our trash on the moon and on Mars. We’ll get to the others eventually, so nobody will feel left out.

You would think he would clean up for his own party!

“Pig Pen” from Peanuts, that’s a fair analogy

Says a lot!

Pluto should still be called a planet. Jupiter IS, and it’s essentially just a big old ball of gas (like my former boss)!

Is this a spontaneous party, or did they planet?

Bought the malarkey, I see.

Forgot to include puking and pooping everywhere, farting and sneezing viruses…

Who’s hosting this fete?

She’s got a bad case of humans.

Well, there goes the solar system!

One too many

Neil DeGrasse-Tyson

OK, now I see what carbon footprints are.

Yep – this just about sums it up

What on Earth!

Yep Planet Earth, the S#it Show of the solar system.

Oh sure… like Mercury isn’t a heavy metal pollutant too.

Who invited Jupiter? Talk about a gas giant…

And the reason Earth is so dirty is because it’s the only planet in our solar system proven to have life on it, and those lifeforms contribute to earth pollution.

Today is Earth Day.

Perfect! Well done!

A Pale Blue Dot.

HAPPY EARTH DAY! Although the way we are treating it, doesn’t surprise me he’s THAT dirty…..LOL!

Yeah, you can tell which one’s lived on. Thanks for noting Earth Day.

Earth is still cleaner than Uranus.

I recall a cartoon strip in the Sunday paper, going back a few decades, about the planets and poor Earth had an outbreak of people.

Surely it’s the fourth planet that mars the carpet.

Three chairs for Earth day! Shout out to Pluto. “Dwarf Planet,” what an insult!

Trying living on Jupiter…

Grandfathered

Ugh, that Gaia ’gain?

Planet Earth will have a dirty martini.

Should not shame her. She has a horrible skin disease called “humans”.

Sigh…

Uranus seems a little blue…

Earth sheds debris like Pigpen.

The Pig Pen of Earth Day?

Gotta love this oh so focused discussion about an Earth Day cartoon we have here.

No wonder Earthlings drink.

Venus is hot and flustered, Mercury is running hot and cold at the same time, Mars is not contributing anything to the atmosphere of the party, Pluto snuck in uninvited, and Jupiter is gassing up the place, neptune is out in the cold, and no one wants to look at Uranus (stop asking)…but sure, they have a problem with Earth.

Got to admit though, someone like Saturn enough to put a ring on it.

Well, earth is infested with parasites.