Can you attach an answering machine to a rotary phone (geez – where’d they dig up THAT antique?)
The last web search I did, showed multiple fly corpses and one fat spider saying, “Stay for dinner, Sweetie?”
Ah, but Stan is smiling!
From the dyed black hair & the push-up bra, I’d say Betty’s STILL looking for a man! Des-per-ate!!
Which website is that? YourHubbysADope.net?
“Help with homework”, for THIS kid, translates “Write down the answers for me”!
Did anyone know (besides me LOL) that if we sent ALL nuclear missiles at the sun, at the same time, they would fuel the sun for another 5 billion years?
Earl’s answer to Jeopardy’s question “What’s good for a cold?” (oops, they meant what’s good to GET RID of a cold?") lol
Like the 3 Stooges’ law firm named “Dewey, Cheatem & Howe” !
Yeah, Jon – you give him a bath, and he’ll give you a CLAWING! (Don’t. Bathe. CATS!!)
Can you attach an answering machine to a rotary phone (geez – where’d they dig up THAT antique?)