Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 15, 2024

I lava good seaside town.

Bad move!

It is a quiet suburb close to Rome for the more affluent.

Pompeii, I heard it’s booming.

The decision was casted in stone.

Pomposity is dangerous.

Sure — go with the pyroclastic flow. Pumice you’ll write.

You’ll lava it there. Many ash trees to enjoy.

Yeah! Crime statistics have been really low there, ever since that big eruption.

Well, that’s one way to make an ash of yourself.

Valentines Day gift for The Countess was tix for the Pompeii exhibit at the Museum Center and dinner at the new Jeff Ruby’s after.

Several squadrons of aircraft were lost during WWII, when Vesuvius erupted.

He shoulda googled the environmental weather forecast. Might have decided to go for a nice waterfront condo in Brindisi.

From the frying pan into the fire.

Like the guy digging out from the wreckage of Hiroshima who says “the heck with this. I’m moving to Nagasaki!”

I hear Etna is beautiful this time of year.

I heard it will be a blast!

I visited Pompeii back in the 1980s. Missed out on Herculaneum, though.

They had a couple of good centuries. But you never know when to get out.

Good luck booking a room there, I hear they’re burred right now.

Beware the Ides of February!

better choice than Chicago…!

Like moving from NYC to LA. EARTHQUAKE!!!!

Pliny The Elder and his nephew Pliny The Younger will keep you safe!

Location, location, location. Must be a zillow agent.

During WW2 my uncle’s family in NJ felt they were too close to NY which might get targeted by enemy attacks, so moved to Aiken SC, which was shortly graced with the Savannah River Site, home of the deadliest nuclear weapons.

later on he’s really going to feel like he made an ash of himself…

These globalist are not giving up