I worked in Columbus, Ohio years ago, and some knucklehead came out of the apartments next door with an AK-47 converted to full auto. He let loose 2 full magazines then split, that was the most insane thing I ever saw!
I know a story about a moron with a gun. He had a pistol loaded with blank cartridges. He put it to his head and said something like, “I bet I don’t miss”. His last words. The blast blew bone fragments into his brain and killed him, in front of his shocked friends. Evolution strikes again, weeding the stupid from the race. I don’t know when or where this happened.
A big NOLA tradition, I spent $1500 2 months ago, patching my thick gage steel roof for what appears to be a bullet hole that came in from an angle. Still gotta redo the ceiling, where the leak came thru. Put women in charge. By the law of large #s they are not nearly as idiotic.
Not too long ago, a few days after Jan 1 when I had taken vacation time and not used my car, I noticed what I thought was bird poop or something on my hood. Turns out it was a slug. I left it there (it plugged the hole it made).
Years ago, I read an article about a young woman who was shot in the head. At least that’s what the first thoughts were. Turned out, some moron shot a gun up into the air and when it came down, it killed her.
The 2nd Amendment: “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
You can say what you want about Southerners, but a majority of us know what happens when you shoot up. Those that do just don’t give a crap about anyone.
Well, that comment threat deteriorated quickly. And predictably. Into the usual morass of deflection, puerile name calling, and racist fantasy. Score another one for Rat.
On the contrary goat, thinking there’s any possibility that morons will somehow stop acting like morons strikes me as the most ridiculously optimistic thing I’ve ever heard.
MythBusters Episode 50: Bullets Fired UpPremier Date: April 19, 2006
Bullets fired into the air maintain their lethal capability when they eventually fall back down.BUSTED / PLAUSIBLE / CONFIRMED
In the case of a bullet fired at a precisely vertical angle (something extremely difficult for a human being to duplicate), the bullet would tumble, lose its spin, and fall at a much slower speed due to terminal velocity and is therefore rendered less than lethal on impact. However, if a bullet is fired upward at a non-vertical angle (a far more probable possibility), it will maintain its spin and will reach a high enough speed to be lethal on impact. Because of this potentiality, firing a gun into the air is illegal in most states, and even in the states that it is legal, it is not recommended by the police. Also the MythBusters were able to identify two people who had been injured by falling bullets, one of them fatally injured.
(This is the only myth to receive all three ratings at the same time.)
In Memphis, this is very common. We play a game every holiday. Fireworks or Gunfire. I first became aware of the firing into the air at midnight when a car parked next to mine had a downward bullet hole through it’s back window and deep into its back seat. Security guard informed me how it happened. Couple of years later, sitting in my living room on NY Eve, at midnight, the neighbor downstairs stepped out into the courtyard and emptied a magazine in the air. I grabbed my shotgun, opened the window, and yelled at him “you missed”, chambered a round and said, “my turn”. He freaked out. Quite hilarious. These bullets come down and go through cars, roofs, and would put a hole in you skull if it hit you.
DanielRyanMulligan1 4 months ago
A sentiment shared by the tv shows, house, Md, Sesame Street, and parks and recreation, to name several others…Dan aka…
Joseph comicinthestrip 4 months ago
How long did it take goat to put that hat on?
BasilBruce 4 months ago
Rat has a point; there’s no such thing as Smart Day.
sirbadger 4 months ago
One advantage of paper hats is that you can get them over horns.
Goat from PBS 4 months ago
I hope this year goes better for my baseball team than last year.
Then again, having your worst season in over 30 years is hard to replicate.
GreasyOldTam 4 months ago
Nobody does that in my neighborhood. Does that mean the morons learned their lesson, or that they all died while doing moronic things?
BasilBruce 4 months ago
BTW, Happy ’24!
BE THIS GUY 4 months ago
The fireworks have stopped where I am. I’m sure the dogs are happy.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Gent 4 months ago
1st day of new year is a Moanday. This sure gonna be a great year me thinks. Happy 2024 frens. Now stops dreenking and gets back to works!
gduncan58 4 months ago
I worked in Columbus, Ohio years ago, and some knucklehead came out of the apartments next door with an AK-47 converted to full auto. He let loose 2 full magazines then split, that was the most insane thing I ever saw!
The Duke 4 months ago
Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid!
ronaldspence 4 months ago
all our morons fire professional sky rockets from 3 in the afternoon until July 5th…
enigmamz 4 months ago
Plus, it’s a Monday.
cracker65 4 months ago
And they breed like rats. No offense rat.
suv2000 4 months ago
January 2nd that’s my birthday
Imagine 4 months ago
Hopefully there will never be any AS (Artificial Stupidity). There’s already too much of the real stuff.
iggyman 4 months ago
Sorry Guys, “Cows may come, and cows may go, but the ‘bull’ goes on forever”!
cdward 4 months ago
In all human history, people have not stopped acting like people.
hitman4cookies 4 months ago
I know a story about a moron with a gun. He had a pistol loaded with blank cartridges. He put it to his head and said something like, “I bet I don’t miss”. His last words. The blast blew bone fragments into his brain and killed him, in front of his shocked friends. Evolution strikes again, weeding the stupid from the race. I don’t know when or where this happened.
steveh64 4 months ago
Hoping that morons stop acting like morons IS being optimistic. As well as unrealistic.
pshapley Premium Member 4 months ago
I noticed that Goat’s hat just says “New Year” — nothing happy there.
Ellis97 4 months ago
Rat should make a resolution to stop being such a narcissistic pinhead. Ah, who am I kidding? It’s Rat. He’s never gonna learn.
Totalloser Premium Member 4 months ago
Rat speaks the truth
ladykat 4 months ago
Happy New Year!
rossevrymn 4 months ago
A big NOLA tradition, I spent $1500 2 months ago, patching my thick gage steel roof for what appears to be a bullet hole that came in from an angle. Still gotta redo the ceiling, where the leak came thru. Put women in charge. By the law of large #s they are not nearly as idiotic.
kaycstamper 4 months ago
I have to agree with Rat on this one. Wow, that’s twice this week!
Serial Pedant 4 months ago
Sounds more like Tejas-which went on way after 2024.
sams1960 Premium Member 4 months ago
I’m afraid rat is right!
prrdh 4 months ago
“Once the rockets are up,
Who cares where they come down?
That’s not my department,”
Says Wernher von Braun.
—Tom Lehrer
aerotica69 4 months ago
I’m going to narrow it down – my hope is that moron drivers stop behaving like morons.
Droptma Styx 4 months ago
Not too long ago, a few days after Jan 1 when I had taken vacation time and not used my car, I noticed what I thought was bird poop or something on my hood. Turns out it was a slug. I left it there (it plugged the hole it made).
Queen of America 4 months ago
Years ago, I read an article about a young woman who was shot in the head. At least that’s what the first thoughts were. Turned out, some moron shot a gun up into the air and when it came down, it killed her.
old_geek 4 months ago
What goes up must come down
Spinnin’ wheel got to go ’round
jimboklein 4 months ago
The 2nd Amendment: “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
When will the “well regulated” part start?
Munch 4 months ago
Morons are year round. Rat nails it again.
marilynnbyerly 4 months ago
You can say what you want about Southerners, but a majority of us know what happens when you shoot up. Those that do just don’t give a crap about anyone.
wildlandwaters 4 months ago
Unfortunately Rat’s right…
curtlyon19 4 months ago
still surprised more people havent been hit. One hit my house once. Loud
hooglah 4 months ago
Amen!!!!!!!
iggyman 4 months ago
You know Rat, a bus driver told me he had a full bus one day and had to tell the people at the bus stop “No more on”!
rgrosenberg 4 months ago
Someone sent me “Seasons Beatings” as a greeting, I like it. An accurate description of the past month. I may use it from now on !!
Otis Rufus Driftwood 4 months ago
Morons are eternal, boys. Happy New Year.
zeexenon 4 months ago
Sorry Rat, but, here in the great U. S. of A., it’s a Presidential election year and we morons elect only based on feelings, not facts.
thedogesl Premium Member 4 months ago
Well, that comment threat deteriorated quickly. And predictably. Into the usual morass of deflection, puerile name calling, and racist fantasy. Score another one for Rat.
oakie817 4 months ago
HIPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
I’m in agreement with Rat this time! ☹️
I'm Sad 4 months ago
It’s amazing all the news stories about this happening. Does anybody ever get caught?
John Jorgensen 4 months ago
On the contrary goat, thinking there’s any possibility that morons will somehow stop acting like morons strikes me as the most ridiculously optimistic thing I’ve ever heard.
Cerabooge 4 months ago
Challenge someone firing into the air to shoot absolutely straight up. But do it by calling them from the next county.
pamela welch Premium Member 4 months ago
Spot on, Stephan; sadly so.
Buoy 4 months ago
Our only hope is massive amounts of duct tape. It fixes anything, right?
kdikeda 4 months ago
I have an off the wall question. What happens when the lead comes back down? Can it be harmful or damaging?
DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago
MythBusters Episode 50: Bullets Fired UpPremier Date: April 19, 2006
Bullets fired into the air maintain their lethal capability when they eventually fall back down.BUSTED / PLAUSIBLE / CONFIRMED
In the case of a bullet fired at a precisely vertical angle (something extremely difficult for a human being to duplicate), the bullet would tumble, lose its spin, and fall at a much slower speed due to terminal velocity and is therefore rendered less than lethal on impact. However, if a bullet is fired upward at a non-vertical angle (a far more probable possibility), it will maintain its spin and will reach a high enough speed to be lethal on impact. Because of this potentiality, firing a gun into the air is illegal in most states, and even in the states that it is legal, it is not recommended by the police. Also the MythBusters were able to identify two people who had been injured by falling bullets, one of them fatally injured.
(This is the only myth to receive all three ratings at the same time.)
Sisyphos 4 months ago
Rat is smothering in his own negativity.
Happy New Year!
kencrosno 4 months ago
In Memphis, this is very common. We play a game every holiday. Fireworks or Gunfire. I first became aware of the firing into the air at midnight when a car parked next to mine had a downward bullet hole through it’s back window and deep into its back seat. Security guard informed me how it happened. Couple of years later, sitting in my living room on NY Eve, at midnight, the neighbor downstairs stepped out into the courtyard and emptied a magazine in the air. I grabbed my shotgun, opened the window, and yelled at him “you missed”, chambered a round and said, “my turn”. He freaked out. Quite hilarious. These bullets come down and go through cars, roofs, and would put a hole in you skull if it hit you.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 months ago
I shot an arow into the air…it fell to Earth I know not where….
At least nobody pressed any charges
Swirls Before Pine 4 months ago
Simple farmers, people of the land, and common clay of the new West are year round, you mean.