Actually, the best way of telling is to check his or her bona fides – if they include representing Trump in any way, you’ll know he or she is second or third string…
If your name is T****, you definitely have a bad lawyer, because the good defense lawyers won’t work for a fool who won’t take their advice & never pays them. So he ends up with a third rate hack with an office in a strip mall that takes the case to get publicity in the bizarre hope of getting actual paying clients. Prime example is named Alina Habba!
The first charge they got this guy on (chewing gum too loudly) didn’t result in a stiff enuf punishment, so now they’re gonna get him for loitering so they can make him REALLY suffer.
No, you don’t attach the arm chains to a bracket just above the prisoner’s head; you attach them to brackets on the same walls as the leg chains. That way he can’t scratch the itchy places where the lice bite. People just don’t understand cruel and unusual punishments anymore. Silly amendment!
Ratkin 6 months ago
Actually, in Russia or Iran, this is a good outcome.
cmxx 6 months ago
At least he’s right side up and seated.
wellis1947 Premium Member 6 months ago
Actually, the best way of telling is to check his or her bona fides – if they include representing Trump in any way, you’ll know he or she is second or third string…
Imagine 6 months ago
I’m assuming that’s the lawyer.
PraiseofFolly 6 months ago
“Okaaaay … So now it’s time for Plan B.”
Isenthor1978 6 months ago
I imagine in France he would get croissants and Perrier.
Bilan 6 months ago
Never, ever, hire a lawyer who was the divorce lawyer for the judge’s ex.
Isenthor1978 6 months ago
No Loitering-has to be for the guards.
phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago
What happens when you ignore the bills your lawyer sent to you.
strictures 6 months ago
If your name is T****, you definitely have a bad lawyer, because the good defense lawyers won’t work for a fool who won’t take their advice & never pays them. So he ends up with a third rate hack with an office in a strip mall that takes the case to get publicity in the bizarre hope of getting actual paying clients. Prime example is named Alina Habba!
gokar RLV 6 months ago
Ruuuuddddyyyy! How ya doing?
sandpiper 6 months ago
He’s lucky it was only for an overdue payment on a parking violation. Anything else could have been serious stuff.
Mainesailah Premium Member 6 months ago
Better call Saul..
For a Just and Peaceful World 6 months ago
Nice door!
clive.swenson 6 months ago
Oh, yes, give us more of Joe and the Ho!
rlaker22j 6 months ago
if they’re charging $1,000 an hour and he’s willing to pay it up front they’re in it for the bucks not the man
oakie817 6 months ago
however, same could be said for dome ‘good’ defense lawyers
MeGoNow Premium Member 6 months ago
Not too bad. At least he didn’t get the suspended sentence.
mindjob 6 months ago
That’s the maximum penalty for jaywalking
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
And that’s how they get you.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago
The first charge they got this guy on (chewing gum too loudly) didn’t result in a stiff enuf punishment, so now they’re gonna get him for loitering so they can make him REALLY suffer.
KEA 6 months ago
talk about your no-win scenario
jmcenanly 6 months ago
He must have gotten Larsen E. Pettifogger from the Wizard of I’d as his attorney. Many of his clients end up this way
rugeirn 6 months ago
No, you don’t attach the arm chains to a bracket just above the prisoner’s head; you attach them to brackets on the same walls as the leg chains. That way he can’t scratch the itchy places where the lice bite. People just don’t understand cruel and unusual punishments anymore. Silly amendment!
eddi-TBH 6 months ago
Serving life without parole in 30 day segments.
keenanthelibrarian 6 months ago
A case of “Dam#ed if you do, and dam#ed if you don’t” (loiter, that is).