Here is something a little more functional
Too late. He’s gone beyond that.
This sort of thing actually happened in a Major League Baseball game.
These days you can’t change the channel without the remote.
Ask any cat owner about that.
It would be futile anyway since cats are generally covered by a thick coat of fur.
Or she just adopts a lot of children
The handle is wrapped with the same fiber as Wonder Woman’s magic lasso
I am wondering just why you would go out on a date carrying a knife.
Gin and tonics might. They were developed as a more pleasant way to take quinine for malaria, and Chloroquine is a synthetic version of quinine.