It wasn’t a contract. It was a covenant. An old one if you believe the myth. The new one is working about as well as the old one. Best bumper sticker I ever saw: Jesus, save us from your children.
this is virtually a re-run. he did one almost identical a year or two back without the big back drop and the lawyer asked "except for celebrities right’
Wiley uses the same artwork to make both a strip and panel version of each daily entry. He does two complete sets of lettering and lets papers mask off which parts they want to suit their needs. The tail of the word balloon for the panel version is dipping very far down into the strip version.
Approximately 1 million were lead out of Egypt and across the Red Sea. Yet initially all they were given were 10 simple directives. Imagine trying to give 10 simple commands to a million people today
George Carlin contends that the list of 10 was artificially padded by hustlers looking to control people. Here he identifies which ones could easily be dispensed with: youtu.BE/CE8ooMBIyC8?si=LluGOwMH9gOEdSUj
The two tablets are divided into “dealing with Jehovah (1 thru 3)” and “dealing with each other (4 thru10)” The second tablet was ignored from Day One. The first one was reduced to money-making lip service before we got to the ADs.
sirbadger 6 months ago
Only if a celebrity can fit through the eye of a needle.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago
Is the “celebrity” orange? I understand that orange celebrities are exempt from all the rules.
Imagine 6 months ago
Shave to prevent the bushes from burning.
Doug K 6 months ago
Thou shalt not assume.
hariseldon59 6 months ago
I think that was included in the third tablet that Moses dropped (Mel Brooks reference).
braindead Premium Member 6 months ago
Celebrity exemption?
I think you mean: It’s OKAY If A Republican Does It.
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Just ask Stormy.
dot-the-I 6 months ago
Moses: “Lord, your chosen people are giving me a headache.”
Burning Bush: “Take two tablets.”
Isenthor1978 6 months ago
It wasn’t a contract. It was a covenant. An old one if you believe the myth. The new one is working about as well as the old one. Best bumper sticker I ever saw: Jesus, save us from your children.
Scorpio Premium Member 6 months ago
Lawyer looking for the “Rules for Thee but not for me” exception
Kurtass Premium Member 6 months ago
“When you’re famous, they let you do it”
PraiseofFolly 6 months ago
“Thou Shalt Avoid Trumpery.”
The Old Wolf 6 months ago
Or politician…
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago
Don’t forget the residuals.
sandpiper 6 months ago
Many seem to think the original began with Thou shalt not . . . and let the reader fill in the blanks.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 6 months ago
this is virtually a re-run. he did one almost identical a year or two back without the big back drop and the lawyer asked "except for celebrities right’
Alverant 6 months ago
No, but the standard “unless it’s against the out-group” applies, especially if the out-group has something we want.
thedogesl Premium Member 6 months ago
Only for former “reality” TV stars who go into politics.
T Smith 6 months ago
Sounds more like a Trump attorney.
Ermine Notyours 6 months ago
Wiley uses the same artwork to make both a strip and panel version of each daily entry. He does two complete sets of lettering and lets papers mask off which parts they want to suit their needs. The tail of the word balloon for the panel version is dipping very far down into the strip version.
mindjob 6 months ago
There is an actual plant called Burning Bush, and no, it’s not on fire
AZPhinFan 6 months ago
Approximately 1 million were lead out of Egypt and across the Red Sea. Yet initially all they were given were 10 simple directives. Imagine trying to give 10 simple commands to a million people today
dbradway1 6 months ago
Not to inject the obvious, but that former guy is exempt from all ten commandments.
mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago
Where’s a bolt of lightening when you need one?
Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago
No, but the sanity clause is in there.
anomaly 6 months ago
The church will be implementing that clause shortly.
gammaguy 6 months ago
“Watch for burning Bushes.”
That Texas sun can be brutal.
phredturner 6 months ago
Now days they are just the “10 Suggestions”
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Making rules, and following them, are not the same thing.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago
George Carlin contends that the list of 10 was artificially padded by hustlers looking to control people. Here he identifies which ones could easily be dispensed with: youtu.BE/CE8ooMBIyC8?si=LluGOwMH9gOEdSUj
GiantShetlandPony 6 months ago
The best person to play Moses was Harriet Tubman.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 6 months ago
Love the sign on the trail.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 6 months ago
Trump stopped reading at “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s….etcetera”
byword84646 6 months ago
There seems to always be a bald guy with a pony tail in his crowd scenes.
chief tommy 6 months ago
It’s easier for the eye of a needle to enter heaven than for a rich man to pass through a camel
eddi-TBH 6 months ago
“Sorry. These rules are written in stone.”
eddi-TBH 6 months ago
The two tablets are divided into “dealing with Jehovah (1 thru 3)” and “dealing with each other (4 thru10)” The second tablet was ignored from Day One. The first one was reduced to money-making lip service before we got to the ADs.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 6 months ago
Wonder how that guy felt after 40 years of wandering in the wilderness.
sufamelico 6 months ago
@SIR, I thought that the original phrase was “Blah, blah blah . . . . . Can fit through the eye of a camel” but I’ve been wrong before
keenanthelibrarian 6 months ago
“Tout est possible, monsieur, tout est possible”.
ObsiWan Premium Member 6 months ago
I’m unconvinced that he was the first…
aussie399 Premium Member 4 months ago
Celebrities – famous for being famous, stupid and or bloody obnoxious