Clay Jones for September 18, 2023

Paxton the criminal Attorney General. It doesn’t get any more Alice in Wonderland than that.

Any old excuse will do, right republican cult and cult of trump members?

Giving Boobbert those tickets should be enough to impeach him.

That’s cute. And seems to be cartoonly close to reality. Which is horrible… but I’ve kinda become used to the Thuglicans being that way.

“His dog is kind of a jerk”? The GOP is mental (OMG).

^ What happens when your only new source is FUX and OAN

Facts don’t lie. But the troll does.

On the next episode of Impeachment Island: see if a twice-impeached former president can find love with a man whose impeachment trial acquittal was a foregone conclusion.

Congratulations, to all of you dedicated to the one and only TRUMP!, and how do you like it now?

Guilty of sexual assault? – don’t care

Proud, open, ongoing support for Russia? – yawn

17, 753 documented lies? – clever!

Slumlord, thief, tax cheat, peeping Tom, serial divorcée, grifter, old creepy guy, deadbeat, nepotism’s grossest example since Napoleon Bonaparte, twice impeached, male children that would make any father ashamed, Nazi sympathizer, blackmailer, fat clown [uses orange makeup on his face], serial adulterer, insurrectionist, and just plain old mean as a snake? – so what?

Now tell us all about President Joe Biden & his only remaining son Hunter.

You see, even if the worst ‘evidence’ one can possibly imagine against the President were to magically appear – poof! —

• yawn

• don’t care

• clever!

• so what?

I wish you all the joys of the coming election season. May dog have mercy on us all.

Wrote ‘Cars 4 Kids’ jingle did it for me.

The only real reason is the last one.

Best reason: we want a blue tsunami next year to purge the party of its Drumpsters.

Wow, that Fernando dude is a real nut job.

The real reason for this unilateral inquiry — the sort McCarthy once swore he’d never do because it was not allowed by House rules — is the last one on the list. And the reason McCarthy did it without a House vote is because he knows he doesn’t have enough Republicans on board to even authorize an inquiry, let alone actually impeach. This is political theater at its dumbest.

You forgot the most important one, “He’s a Democrat.”

More succinctly…

1. Trump wants revenge.

2. Trump orders his lackeys to impeach Biden.

….framed a reindeer….hahahahahaha….

Trump originally got in trouble and was impeached because he was afraid of Joe Biden, and tried to get Zelensky to discredit him. He didn’t even ask for an investigation, just an announcement of one.

Throughout all of this, with the RW distortion of Joe Biden’s record and his mental fitness (mostly predicated on doctored videos not unlike the one they used to try to discredit Nancy Pelosi, another person who scares them), they seem determined to prove that they are still deathly afraid of Joe.

Trump wants his trials moved to Texas.

Impeachment is silly. Let the voters decide next year if they want Biden, the demented old man as a figurehead president. He likely wouldn’t endure a 2nd term, so a vote for Biden is a vote for this:

“We must together. Work together. To see where we are. Where we are headed, where we are going and our vision for where we should be. But also see it as a moment to, yes. Together, address the challenges and to work on the opportunities that are presented by this moment.”

Wow, that Fernando dude is a real nut job.

Wow, that Fernando dude is a real nut job.

Wow, that Fernando dude is a real nut job.

Wow, that Fernando dude is a real nut job.

Wow, that Fernando dude is a real nut job.

Paxton has jumped to the front of candidates for the Repub presidential nomination in ’24. He has shown he has all the qualifications they look for plus he escaped being held accountable (not withstanding a Republican House actually impeached him).

Number 18 is the most accurate…

Actually Commander (Biden’s dog) has bitten numerous Secret Service officers and would have been euthinized (or at the least muzzled) if he belonged to anyone else since most communities have a two bites and your out policy.

The two faced lying hypocrites of the GOP, Paxton committed several felonies, he was let go.

Hunter made a mistake on paperwork, republicans want to jail him for life.

Dictator Republicans these days are like, “Vote for us or we will kill you. After you elect us we will take your vote away.”

ROFLMAO! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

This is the GOP’s laundry list for Biden! ☺️

They’re all drowning in their own swamp!

FOOLS! Leave the guns, take the cannoli!They can’t seem to come to grips with truth and Justice.

Smelled as a Senator, stank as a VP, and is rotten to the core as Pres. Next destination, the trash heap of history along with A. Johnson, Fillmore, and Tyler.

REPUBLICANS DEMAND BIDEN TELL THEM WHY THEY ARE IMPEACHING HIM

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an irate letter to the White House, Kevin McCarthy and other congressional Republicans have demanded that President Biden reveal why they are impeaching him.

The letter claims that, after Republicans announced their impeachment inquiry, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”

The Republicans go on to demand that Biden reveal the rationale for his ouster “immediately, or face the consequences.”

“The American people are waiting, Mr. President, for you to explain to us why we are impeaching you,” the letter concludes. “Your silence will not be forgiven.”

— Andy Borowitz (in The New Yorker)

who eats their pudding without eating their meat!!

Number 15 – now THAT is serious…

Sharp and to the point and very very funny. Just what we need on another Monday.

GQP reason #19. It’s Monday.

Exactly!

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?

He likes to sleep with the window open, we like to keep the window closed.

No tan suit though.

The last is the most truthful statement on the list. Orange Traitor told us to.

As for the German Shepherd, I trust his judgement of the agent(s) involved, they are super smart dogs. And if a well socialized Shepherd doesn’t like someone, he/she likely has good reason.

When Traitor Trump finally gets what is coming to him (you know, the lowest circle of Dante’s Inferno, reserved for traitors), will the FIL (Fascist Imbeciles and/or Lunatics) finally throw him under the bus? Or will they be under the ice with him?

How can you get any pudding if you don’t eat your meat. They should have just skipped right to 18.

The comics page really separates those who take everything literally from those who indulge in flights of fancy. There’s nothing wrong with either, but it seems both teams pity the other, and are slightly contemptuous of their world view.

If #17 is “Crocks with socks” is referring to crocodiles wearing socks, then I don’t see what’s wrong with that. Nor do I see anything wrong with wearing socks with Crocs, except for the Crocs. (Apologies if I’ve offended the Crocs-wearing community).

He may have lied and taken bribes, but what life long politicians don’t. But to wear white after Labor Day, inexcusable! Impeach him! (Crocks with socks, now that’s just insane).

Love the Pink Floyd reference Mr. Jones!

And the real reason is, of course, # 18!