A friend of mine always said “A bad pun is better than no pun at all.”
I never thought Loeffler’s neck was giraffe-like; more similar to a cobra.
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Though I highly recommend retirement, I will miss you. Enjoy!
Some of us like guns; probably more than you’d expect. My 90 year old Democrat mom has a concealed carry permit.
I’d put money on her as predator rather than prey. And I’m not saying that as a criticism.
Nice imagery, gruesomeness aside.
From the looks of him that tunnel will need to be expanded considerably.
And you didn’t even mention the penis fish.