Gee, Sidney ya put us through all that hell and nonsense for something only a fool would believe?
Your bullsh!t contributed to that little seditious insurrection thing at the Capitol, and hardened the attitudes of the . . . um . . . poor benighted souls who latched onto it.
And in even tinier print: . . . We will debit your bank account weekly and perpetually for the amount of your one time contribution . . .