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Our President is the guy who beats the rap on a DWI, goes to a bar to celebrate, gets drunk, drives home, and gets arrested for DWI again on his way there.
Unmatched? We hope so.
Stable genius? I think not.
NO QUID PRO QUO!
But if ya’ got some dirt on my opponents I’ll give ya’ a call!
Ya know, fer bein’ a lousy lyin’ hearsayin’ sumbitch no good partisan, his infermashun is jus’ like th’ transcrip’ ol’ Donnie released.
An’ ol’ Donnie aks wi’ his own mouth that furriners help him win his next ‘lection, which ain’t hardly right.
Now ol’ Donnie been (metaforicly speakin’) shootin’ Kurds on 5th Ave.
Mebbe ol’ Donnie’s the no good sumbitch here!
But, will give candy for dirt on political opponents.
He’s unmatched, alright. . .
Everything he touches, dies.
No quid pro quo here!
T: I’ve been very very good to ukids. It’s not reciprocal, necessarily . . . but very very good.
Ukids: Yes you are absolutely right. Not 100-%, but 1000%. Thank you for your great support. Do you have any Snickers?
T: I would like you to do me a favor, though.
Ukids: Yes. It is very important that we are open for any future cooperation.
T: Good, because you had a confectioner who was very good and was shut down, and that’s really unfair. There’s a lot of talk about that Biden boy. His daddy made ‘em close that fella’s candy store, and a lotta people wanna find out about that. Whatever you can do would be great.
Ukids: We will be very serious, and work on the investigation!
Ye degrade yerselves!