Garfield by Jim Davis for June 10, 2023

When it comes to typing, slow and steady wins the race.

Fun typing site to impress your Gran tv-hacker like:. https://hackertyper.net/ .

I can type 142 wpm, but I can only spell about 10 wpm.

What’s Garfield even typing about?

I can type 120 words per minute. With only 178 errors.

I frequently have the same problem when I am adding a comment at GoComics.com.

He didn’t say he could type in English, did he?

Garfield just cracked the Andromedan globular cluster code, that allows trans warp travel over eleventy billion parsecs!!

Typing, using a secret code.

Nice to see he’s fast at something;)

Yes but lets see you jamb all the type bar (strikers)

No wonder it’s hard to understand my kitties if this is what felinese looks in writing. Somehow it all comes out sounding like “Meow, meow, meow!”

Oh, right. There’s no y in zxdtr.

That is a very accurate representation of the Omega machine used in WW2.

ob]oasfo ]opvi dfs sfo sopifpi[\ps [pi

So there!

Interesting code. Whatever it is.

This comic reminded me of a MASH episode. The unit had a visit by the orphans who had gotten scratched up by briars during an air raid. Clinger’s young and cute protege typed grezunzick, or something like that, with proper spelling, no less.

yeah, it takes years of training to learn how to be good and fast…

I have never seen a cat type before.

Garfield, you need to turn on spelling checker! Perhaps, Jon can help since a cat may get distracted by the MOUSE!

Sometimes my fingers don’t type what I mean to say…

In High School, 1979, my mother forced me, an awkward guy, to take typing, drills on a manual, AAA AAA GG GG A AG. We all looked forward to grade 10 for the electric Smith and Coronas, however at the time the Commodore PET came out with a word processor, that was for the grade 11 and 12s.

Someone please upload the text in this Garfield to Type racer I beg you

If you had infinite cats in a room typing on type writers then one would eventually write the entirety of the Garfield book selection e.g. Garfield2016

Garfield At Large: His First Book1980

Garfield Classics2002

Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack #242022

Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack #3: A Triple Helping of Classic GARFIELD Humor Vol 32007

Garfield: His 9 Lives1984

GARFIELD 41995

Garfield Weighs in1982

Garfield Complete Works: Volume 1: 1978 & 19792018

GARFIELD 21984

Garfield Gains Weight: His Second Book1981

Garfield Vol. 12013

Having took keyboarding classes when I was in school, I can type out words at t fast pace too.

I had to take typing in high school as a form of physical therapy for the RA, and as a class to make up for the PE I was exempt from. I managed to get to 78 wpm with no errors on the IBM Selectric. One of my class mates, A young lady was able to get to 180 or faster, NO Errors. If I remember correctly a time or two she typed faster than the machine could keep up. Now, I type about 20 wpm, with fewer than 8 to 10 mistakes!

I can still type 60+ words a minute, mistake-free.

Careful Garfield, some people might read your typing a certain way and get you cancelled.

Covfefe

I’ve been typing since 1979 & still can’t get it down.

If he’s fast but not good, then he must be cheap.

A cat in real life would obviously be a sloppy typist.

“Ghvfgt vhsuyd jod”? I beg to differ. I would have said, “Frxnmjx zqgrphnxw”, just to be clear about it.

that’s 6 yo me right there

Yes Pat, I’d like to buy a vowel!

What language is that? GHVFGT VHSUYU JOD NG4HER ZXDYTR? My AI can’t translate it? Any ideas?

Hmm sounds Russian….

It makes sense of you’re a cat.

I can type with my eyes closed. I just cannot type well with my eyes closed.

never imagined when I took a typing class, just incase I needed to know how someday, that our main communication would become text! I thought, “they never taught me how to type with just my left hand during a PVP battle in a video game. Now that would be a handy skill”.

“Oh, I can type up a storm… I just can’t spell.” — Fran Kubelik

So what does that say?

Autocorrect didn’t have a clue.

Garfield demonstrates the little known phenomenon that speed in typing is inversly proportional to comprehension!!!

If Garfield keeps that up, in a million or so years he might have written the bible, chosen from Garfield’s occaisional legible word accumulating word by word by the bible-speakers til it is sorta complete, and that is only for the old testament…

that’s the beginning of the book i’m writing

I do about 34 words a minute. a friend of mine went to secretarial school and is annoyed at my speed considering I only use two fingers. I explained to her my degree is in history. that included 50 page research papers. I either learned to type or found a compliant girlfriend and never found a girl that compliant

great…so no one will understand you.

Pretty certain that’s a declaration of war in Elbonian. Goof thing Dilbert isn’t on this site anymore.

Looks like you type secret code words, Agent Garfield 003

I type rapidly with my right hand and slowly with my left.

I’m a half fast typist

I can type 100 random key strokes per minute.

Jon seems to understand that sentence. You will get the table served.

MI5 Agent Garfield 003!!! Guess he sending code message to Q?

IM A FAST TYPER WATCH THISihbOHIDHioufheurigfy98ruhfom4tby8f9hejib9uehvo8yehf;ovjhewkjh(that was fast btw)

Garfield bugs you Jon, jumped studio