if i can find the comic that was made on my birthday then i know garfield is incredibly old
there are a lot more people i dont like now
DEAR GOD, NOT A TRUMPET, ANYTHING BUT A TRUMPET
Arlene can have her own opinion
Even if its wrong
i was -30 when garfield first came out
IM A FAST TYPER WATCH THISihbOHIDHioufheurigfy98ruhfom4tby8f9hejib9uehvo8yehf;ovjhewkjh(that was fast btw)
Garfield is a demonic entity that controls anyone he pleases, this demon loves to dominate his select human but occasionally dabbles in world control, Garfield entered that poor dimension on june 19, 1345, since then, he has changed world events, caused the deaths of billions, created and destroyed communism, and has shaped the world to his bidding, the world was a hellscape controlled by this demon, but, one brave soul linked his mind to another dimension, that mind link found its way to Jim Davis, warning him of the worlds impending doom and eternal slavery, but unfortunately, Jim interpreted the warning as inspiration, and created the fat cat we know today, the events we have experienced since 1914 is the demon Garfield’s power and influence leaking through the void to our world in an attempt to destroy us, be weary brothers, the end is near.
Hope you enjoyed this little story i wrote!i know i enjoyed writing it!Thanks!
or he’s just jon and is clearly an idiot
i want pizza now