1) Looks like Bozo picked the wrong day to buy an axe!
2) The food is great, and the service was excellent!
3) Bozo’s inside-the-park home run is thwarted because no one thought to get the bat off the basepath!
Poor Snoopy. It’s gonna be a while before he has a little bird friend.
1) Bozo’s a big tipper, and also hoping to improve his standing with the thin blue line.
2) Here, hold my hat and coat, that should give me the opening to send you to Dreamsville, USA!
3) Guess the cop wasn’t too appreciative of Bozo’s generosity the other night.
Bozo knew football, baseball, golf, boxing, tennis and other sports some forty years before Bo Jackson did.
Rosalyn doesn’t get nearly enough of an advance to deal with Calvin.
That actually makes a lot more sense.
Snoopy’s gotta watch his step!
That’s for playing his piano the other day!
1) Bozo can’t jump the net to shake the opponent’s hand, but he can crawl under it.
2) Ok, officer, let’s just get ahead of this. Lock me up and throw away the key!
3) Take it easy, miss. Bozo’ll get you to the X-ray room in no time!
It’s as big a contradiction as “Jumbo Shrimp” or “Honest Politician”.
1) Looks like Bozo picked the wrong day to buy an axe!
2) The food is great, and the service was excellent!
3) Bozo’s inside-the-park home run is thwarted because no one thought to get the bat off the basepath!