Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 15, 2023

She won’t be capable of eating that much.

She will get very ill!

“No need to wrap it up — I’ll eat it here.”

…and a Diet Coke.

2013 Golden Globes: (Fey) “The Hunger Games was nominated which is what I called the six weeks it took to fit in this dress.” (Poehler) “Life of Pi was also nominated which is what I’m calling the six weeks after I take this dress off!”

krispy kreme

Is there a Meta Human called “Supermodel”?

What is the difference between a model and a super model…the cape?

Gluten Gluttony… gotta love it.

And she’s hoping they will all be baker’s dozens.

While she listens to Leonard Cohen’s “First We Take Manhatten”

Feedom!!!

Years ago, one of the freebies the Welcome Wagon Lady gave us was a coupon for an unspecified gift at the best local bakery. Spouse took it in and came home loaded with goodies: the bakery’s policy for that coupon was “give the customer one of everything.”

Reminds me of an old New Yorker cartoon: two models are in the dressing room and one remarks to the other “I’m so hungry I could eat half a sandwich.”

Years of modeling habit will be the joy killer. She’ll open the first box, take a tentative bite of a nice big powdered sugar doughnut. Then, reaction sets in. She’ll put the rest in the trash, throw up what she’s eaten. and drink a power drink. She’ll hate herself for it but after so many years of denial, freedom won’t arrive in a day.

I had lunch with a friend of mine yesterday. We had a big meal then went across the street to Ben and Jerry’s for dessert. I lost a quarter of a pound. I think I’m going to add a hot fudge sundae to my diet from now on.

In reality, that was the first ice cream I’ve had in about 6 months. I don’t do a lot of sweets.

It all looks so good!

For some reason, all the good donut stores (i.e. non chains) around here are run by Korean women. Seeing the white guy behind the counter was confusing as hell to me LOL

He is happy that he’s going to make a LOT of money today.

Creative fashioning of foods to make them camera ready in the advertising sector would seem a nice “second career” choice.

Reminds me of wrestling back in HS. Many of the wrestlers struggled to make weight, sometimes losing over 5 lbs on the day of a match. Immediately after the weigh-in, they would pull out a shopping bag (the big paper ones you used to get) filled with junk food.

I was unusual because my mom convinced me to stay on a strict diet. I lost the weight I needed to lose and kept it off. I’m very grateful to her for teaching that to me.

I think most super models are also blessed with a fast metabolism, and can eat whatever they want

What is that huge bag hiding?

Happy birthday Mr. Wiley Miller!

Her order will weigh more than she does.

I’m a retired supermodel and didn’t know it.

They should be nice & moldy by then.

Moderation is a virtue, and virtue is its own reward. Moderation in all things, including moderation. That’s why they call it retirement.

I loved the ongoing sight gag in The Village People. The ex model had a different ice cream cone in several scenes.

And she doesn’t need it in a togo bag

After she rented a spot at the local vomitarium…

Supermodel retirement plan = bakery owner summer home.

And a quart of whole milk please.

Let them eat cake.

For those who remember Shakey’s Pizza, in college four of us went there for dinner one night. We order three giants. The girls split one and my buddy and I each ate a whole one. We couldn’t believe we ate the whole thing!