The Navy can’t reach Philadelphia, they have to come by sea.
I forbade my students killing any spiders in the classroom on the grounds that they were part of the cockroach control program.
I used to work for the VA on a Spinal Column Injury ward. You’d be appalled at how many people end up paralyzed from the neck down because they dove into shallow water head first. Never do that.
Break Free was the product the Army issued to keep M-16’s clean and operating during Viet Nam. THAT’S how old I am.
Break Free—just to show how old I am.
Eddie’s boat is like Unseen University’s library. It has a measurable circumference but it’s diameter is infinite.
Students in my sixth grade class would race each other to the whiteboard to solve my fraction problems using the process I taught. I want people to understand why math is the way it is not just how to mechanically do it. You haven’t lived until you’ve hear 32 twelve year olds, in chorus, shout out, “Factor bar!” and “Prime numbers”. They understood!
Let the blasted leaves sheet compost on the lawn. That way they provide habitat for bugs and other tiny critters. Nobody cares what yer wretched front yard looks like in the winter anyway.
When I moved into my current house, there were small trees growing in the gutters. Yeah, I called in some pros to deal with that.
A couple of decades of teaching taught me that homework is nothing more than child abuse. They should be outside playing. Only if the sprat is consumed with their social media should they be sentenced to homework.