When I was coming up, some neighborhood kid hit me in the back of the head with an egg. By some miracle the egg fell to the ground but didn’t break. I picked it up and threw it at him him as he retreated into the kitchen of his house. Have to wonder how he explained to his mother all that egg running down the kitchen screen door.
BE THIS GUY 12 months ago
Next time, hard boil them.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 12 months ago
He never said he had to catch them.
codycab 12 months ago
Oops! There are eggs on Calvin’s face!
Templo S.U.D. 12 months ago
Time for the parents to get out the mop and a bucket of sudsy water and shove them into Calvin’s hands.
minty_Joe 12 months ago
How eggs-citing! He’s such a crack-up. The yolks on him. Thank you! I’m here all night!
SHIVA 12 months ago
Another clean-up for your poor mother!!
Prescott_Philosopher 12 months ago
What the rug needs now is a good cleaning and soon.
sirbadger 12 months ago
He should have done that outside so that animals would have something to eat.
Baarorso 12 months ago
Calvin, must you, as it were, “shoot first and ask questions later”? ;/
scote1379 Premium Member 12 months ago
Wasted opportunity Cal , should done that at the Grocery Store in front of other people .
snsurone76 12 months ago
“The incredible, edible (or in this case, “wearable”) egg.
su43dipta 12 months ago
I also noticed that you didn’t even try to catch one of them.
su43dipta 12 months ago
At least Calvin’s parents won’t be able to tell how many he broke exactly, unless they do an inventory check.
einarbt 12 months ago
The fine print strikes again.
DaveG1960 12 months ago
And yet he looks eggstatic…….
hitman4cookies 12 months ago
The large print giveth; the small print taketh away. I don’t recall where I saw that but it seemed appropriate.
Knuckleheads Premium Member 12 months ago
I think he’s ready for the circus
RussellCastine 12 months ago
Your parents won’t be impressed either, Calvin.
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
Wow… what an expensive fail.
dflak 12 months ago
It’s a good thing he started with eggs instead of chain saws.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Wait til your father gets home! Aaaaacckk!
sandpiper 12 months ago
Cal could get his rear ‘scrambled’ too when Mom sees this
txmystic 12 months ago
Egg. On rug. Nightmare.
Just-me 12 months ago
Maybe his mom will paddle his little red rompers for him…long overdue I’d think
ladykat 12 months ago
Your mother’s going to be peeved, Calvin.
Manitobaman 12 months ago
Loving the look on his face in the third panel !
Troglodyte 12 months ago
Time for Calvin’s poor Mom to go into “conniptions” again! :D
dwdl21 12 months ago
Lets hope he doesn’t try and cook them in a microwave on high for 5 minutes, now how would I know that…LOL
g04922 12 months ago
LOL… Clean it up quick. And do NOT tell Mom.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
Wow. That’s a great trick. Let’s see how you do with tomatoes.
Meowise 12 months ago
Well, Hobbes, do you want fried or boiled?
The Wolf In Your Midst 12 months ago
Well, that didn’t go over easy.
smsrt 12 months ago
Momma’ gonna give that boy some true lovin’ pretty quick!
Mediatech 12 months ago
The yokes on him.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
If they are not cooked, it’s jiggling.
minty_Joe 12 months ago
In the 3rd panel, is Calvin channeling Bill the Cat from Bloom County/Opus?
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
Rug? I’d recommend practicing on linoleum next time…if you live that long once Mom gets home.
mreardon53 Premium Member 12 months ago
When I was coming up, some neighborhood kid hit me in the back of the head with an egg. By some miracle the egg fell to the ground but didn’t break. I picked it up and threw it at him him as he retreated into the kitchen of his house. Have to wonder how he explained to his mother all that egg running down the kitchen screen door.
Will_Scarlet 12 months ago
Just one egg would have been un oeuf.
wiley207 12 months ago
LOL at the “HUHH!” in the second panel.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 12 months ago
The price of eggs today, no one will see him for the next week!
Birdman47 12 months ago
His Mum’s really going to freak out this time. Tell her it was aliens that did it clever Calvin, … Then RUN.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 12 months ago
I’ve had this on my mind for years: do people REALLY juggle chainsaws?
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] 12 months ago
powdered eggs til the kid moves out.