Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2022

Rat would be a ruthless dictator.

Rat, you’ll be fine if you change.

Rat is not someone who Pampers others.

But very few people don’t need to be changed. Keep at it, Rat.

reminds me of the old joke that goes, “How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the bulb has to really want to change!”

Rat: No one can ever change. No one will ever be worthy of no criticism

“You can change the world, but you can’t change the world”—SPITTING IMAGE

I tried to change my wife but she told me that she’s a big girl now and can change her own clothes.

Rat, Like babies?!

They don’t like being with Rat because he won’t change.

I wonder how Rat would enjoy his own company.

Well Rat, for one thing, you’re rude and obnoxious towards everyone, you always put people down to build yourself up, you’re a narcissist, you’re a sociopath, you might be a psychopath, you’re nosy and your ancestors carried the plague.

I almost feel some sympathy towards Rat……..almost.

Maybe because people don’t like hanging with egotistical nutjobs.

Turn and face the strange.

According to my wife, if everyone would just listen and do what she tells them without argument, the world would be a better place.

Not an ounce of compassion or loyalty….Rats do that!

He’ll make a good Dictator….

Be the change you see in someone’s pocket.

I’m not so sure about that … he IS a pubescent Billy-Goat.

“That’s just the way it is.

Some folks will never change."

Everybody needs change. Sometimes it depends, and sometimes it’s pampers.

As the baby who ran for political office once said—

“It’s time for a change!”

Suggestion for Queen Elizabeth’s gravestone

I ALWAYS THOUGHT BREXIT SUCKED.

actually, this is exactly why. https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2022/09/09?ct=v&cti=1542206 Rat is so full of himself you have to shout at him to get through to his thick head.

rats like the best character

or is that just me

Rat is Rat is Rat. Always was, always will be. Doesn’t Rat get that?

We all need some changing. And I’m fine if people tell me how I need to change. It just depends on how they say it, and how often. Or continuing after I’ve explained why I disagree.

People like hanging around with me because I’m the complete opposite. It’s just too bad that I’m introverted and don’t really enjoy having people around me. Sigh!