“Off in the distance, Major, is the Alamo. I recommend we trademark it in case people decide to use it to peddle everything from rental cars to cement.”
"Category:Paintings by Frederic Remington in the Art Institute of Chicago" site=commons.wikimedia.org
(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Major, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2969 (August 1, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 3 works, by this artist, have been used here. The February 8, 2017, strip has the prior.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
“Off in the distance, Major, is the Alamo. I recommend we trademark it in case people decide to use it to peddle everything from rental cars to cement.”
Solstice*1947 almost 2 years ago
/// He is stylish, The Mexican Major,
and a man of great pride, I would wager.
On his boots, silver spurs.
Palomino prefers
he not use them, (they simply enrage her).
/// Spurred too hard, her gold coat may well bleed.
She might bolt; he could not intercede.
Then the Major might find
his troops charging behind
in a huge inadvertent stampede.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“I thought it was your turn to bring the snacks.”
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
well, at least it’s not a walk right? Just watch what you do with your reigns!
orinoco womble almost 2 years ago
Looks like they held a war and nobody came.
Jayalexander almost 2 years ago
Jill said she Loved our Breakfast Burritos. Here we are!
Egrayjames almost 2 years ago
“We don’t need no stinking badges!”…………now you know where Mel Brooks stole that line from.
Reader almost 2 years ago
“OK – who said ‘send in the cavalry’?”
Chief Inspector almost 2 years ago
Did anyone remember the dimes for the tollgate?
dogbreath84 almost 2 years ago
Si, Americans are crossing the border to bring slaves and grow cotton. Should we build a wall?
jdculhane46 almost 2 years ago
But you said you knew a “good shortcut” to get us to the parade route
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
“Ohhh, Ceeesco !” “Oooh, Pancho !”
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
They finally did get rid/
Of the nuisance called “Cisco Kid”../
They sent him to Texas/
(That noxious nexus!)/
And told “never come back !” So he did.
rmremail almost 2 years ago
Sir, the men are complaining about having to follow a horses derriere
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
He was given a tedious task/
“Take back Texas”: Why’d he fail ? Don’t ask !/
He was stopped at the border/
And returned (in good order)/
They would not let him in with a mask…
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
I’m confusing Cisco and Zorro./
These ideas you’re welcome to borrow./
Poor Ish posted late/
For sleep would not wait:/
I will worry about it tomorrow.
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
He seems to be going to war/
But that’s not what he’s dressed up for../
No wise man would wager/
On the Mexican major/
He’s just going to visit his wh0§e.///
He’s well known for his “triumphs” nocturnal/
(He’s recording his feats in a journal)/
It is said that he thrives/
On seducing the wives/
Of his sergeants. He will never make Colonel !
Rev Phnk Ey almost 2 years ago
Dos amigos looking for tres.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Since we’re already here, if they don’t show up in an hour, we’ll pick sides. …. And I get all the guys with automatic weapons!
jscarff57 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Who was in charge of telling our enemy that we were going to have a war?
prrdh almost 2 years ago
What if they gave a war and only one side came?
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 2 years ago
Spinal Tap is very far from the stage….
aerotica69 almost 2 years ago
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!
wincoach Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wait a minute, this isn’t the line for the new Steven Seagal movie?
Another Take almost 2 years ago
“Using the tactics of our forefathers, we shall defeat the Cartels once and for all!”
Calvins Brother almost 2 years ago
“According to the map, there’s supposed to be a Denny’s here.”
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
His troopers are proudly arrayed/
Every man is prepared for parade/
But the Major is cursed/
As “the worst of the worst”/
For he can’t learn to park in the shade !
Holden Awn almost 2 years ago
“Remember, guys, the higher value targets will be wearing goofy hats…”
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Gondor, huh? Ooookaaay. Well, they say they need some help, so who are we to refuse?”
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Captain are you sure we need all these men to capture the Lone Ranger?
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Men before we start…count off!
Tyge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
One Chalupa Supremo and 2000 tacos; to go.
Tyge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
♪Pancho met his match you know / On the deserts down in Mexico♪
Csaw Backnforth almost 2 years ago
I told you we should have taken a left at Albuquerque!
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
All dressed up with no place to go.
schaefer jim almost 2 years ago
Looks like the Alamo is toast!
mabrndt Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The Mexican Major:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Paintings by Frederic Remington in the Art Institute of Chicago" site=commons.wikimedia.org
(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Major, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2969 (August 1, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 3 works, by this artist, have been used here. The February 8, 2017, strip has the prior.
anomaly almost 2 years ago
“Behold my treasure! Sand! Enough sand to corner the world glass market! Bwah-ha-ha!”
Solstice*1947 almost 2 years ago
/// They’re protecting the Mexican nation
by a show of force (intimidation)
lest the Yanks come to call
(clamb’ring over “the wall”)
fleeing Monkey Pox, coups and inflation.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Poncho: i am here where is cisco? we could have had dinner at my house.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Enrick the gay millionaire and his band of subjects. just looking for a shady spot to rest.
StephenRice almost 2 years ago
He’s probably having a señor moment.
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
the mexican army pauses to remember the alamo…
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
The Major’s costume is ornate/
He looks like he’s dressed for a date/
But he’s looking defeated/
Since the lady just tweeted/
“Ride out to the desert and wait”