Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 22, 2022

Jebron Lames

One time I had four eyelids.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Honestly, all cat owners should be considerate about native bird species. Cats do a ton of ecological damage.

Most mammals, including cats, have a third eyelid.

Thank you

Cats are number one—the number one invasive killer of species around the world. According to research published this month in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences,

A conversation between a camel and its mother

Baby camel: Mum, why do we have humps on our back?

Mother camel: So that we can store food and water for many days when we trek for long distances in the desert.

Baby camel: Mum, why do we have thick eyelashes?

Mother camel: So that we can avoid sand from entering our eyes during a sandstorm in a desert.

Baby camel: Mum, why have we got wide feet?

Mother camel: So that we can trek easily in the desert.

Baby camel: Mum, why do we have such long legs?

Mother camel: So that we can walk easily on sand and keep our body high above it in the desert.

Baby camel: Mum?

Mother camel: Yes dear?

Baby camel: Then what the heck are we doing in the zoo?

Until next time.

Shame we falsely value athletes so highly and bravo to that German town.

I keep my cats indoors from April through April in order to protect them from coyotes.

LeBron makes a billion in the USA then complains.

And LeBron is giving back to the community as well!!

Good for LeBron! I’m so used to hearing about millionaire athletes who threw it all away, like William Perry and Johnny Manziel.

Moamed Hasaad Ehrafaan could outwink all six of his favorite camels but did not live to tell about it.

Take care, may revered wild bird hunter Meowrowr “The Ones In The Cages Are The Sad Ones So I Leave Them Alone And Let Them Sing” Roword be with you, and gesundheit.

If it weren’t for cats we would be overrun with mice, rats, small dogs and children and other vermin.

ha! i have 4 eyelids

LeBron James – 100% of Michael Jordan’s talent and 0% of his social graces.

A man is travelling through the desert on a camel.

After a few days of travel the camel starts slowing down and eventually stops.

The man gets off and starts dragging the camel after him when he sees an oasis in the distance. He drags the camel to the oasis where there is a woman standing on a ramp with a hammer in her hand.

“Friend, did he stop?” The woman asks.

“Yes.” He answers.

“Drag it on the ramp.”

The man drags the camel on the ramp. The woman takes the hammer and hits the camel on the marbles. Hard. The camel springs up and starts running away.

“How am I supposed to catch up to it now?” The outraged man asks.

“Stand on the ramp” answers the woman.

Until next time.

If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert,

and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert,

then wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.

…LeBranflakes makes his fortune on the backs of Chinese slave labor…

In my dream world, Le Brown donates half his Chinese money to help the Falun Gong and Uyghurs

I’ve owned 4 cats and the birds were too smart for all of them.

And camels have a nasty spitting habit.

A billionaire? Well, I guess there’s a lot of money in Chinese slave labor.

Two women were swimming in the ocean. When they got out of the water, one of them pulls a cigarette out of her bikini top and lights it up. “How did you keep a cigarette dry in your bathing suit?” asked Betty. “Well,” says Veronica, “I went to the drugstore and bought some of those rubber protectors and I keep it in there.”

Later, Betty is at the drugstore. She approached the druggist and said, “I’d like to buy some of those rubber protector things please.” “Ah, sure I know what you’re talking about,” said the druggist, “Any particular kind?” “Well, it needs to be big enough for a Camel!”

Cats should be kept in ALL year round.

Hm, three eyelids distributed evenly across two eyes.

James is a CCP shill

We keep our cats indoors all the time, all year.

They don’t contract diseases or parasites, they don’t get into fights, they don’t become road-kill, they don’t breed litters of unwanted kittens, & they don’t wreak havoc on native bird & wildlife populations.

On which side do camels have the 3rd eyelid?

CAMELS tm