Spirits Against Despair
Last year it was 1 person infected, then 0 people when the season ended, then up to 3 people infected in the next infectious season. Since the year started, the infection rates have gone up by 300% of last year’s rate.
Obviously, this is a bit misleading, but that’s the point. For-profit news media will mislead people as much as they can if it means they can get higher ratings.
For better or worse, this isn’t entirely accurate. It’s usually more like “FLESH-EATING PLAGUE OUTBREAK: INFECTION RATES UP 300% – WATCH AT 8 TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY”. Of course, when you watch the report, you find out that the number of infected people worldwide has gone from one to three.
Of course it’s gummy worms
If the car is mostly just sliding on oil, will that make a difference?
The spirit of improvisation would be to make them all Paige Slimes
I’m pretty sure “luber” is another service altogether
Isn’t the old joke that that’s how you get pugs?
Looks more like a killer wombat to me
With current issues in commercial “research”, I wish this was just a political joke.