Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 21, 2022

That last sign should read Lawyer’s Lounge

But if you pay a high-priced lawyer, you get to see a judge.

Sounds like Judge Judy, on her cranky days…and she has many, she scooted a few out the door today!

Modern courtship.

So, judging by the viewer’s perspective of this artwork, the Small Claims courtroom on the other side of those double-doors is suspended above the street 2 stories below? The open door just to the right seems to indicate that, unless this is the Twilite Zone and the open door is a portal to another world/place/time (Google the T.Z. reference if over your head).

A good place for the Jan 6 “insurrection” kangaroo court.

I have to think that Wiley has some issues with the legal profession …

Which one gets the widespread undetectable voter fraud cases?

Craps shoot court.

Wearing his new trifocals for the first day, Aloysius momentarily wonders what crimes clams could possibly have committed. Illegal shell companies?

Rudy forgot to close the door.

Given some of the programs now on tv, maybe there should be one where lawyers present their cases and the critics and audience give them an up or down vote.

There’s a guy around here who tries to buy, with low ball offers, every house that comes up for sale. Then he sues either the Agent or the Seller, or both, when his offer is not accepted. The door on the right is for his kind. I have no clue on what these suits are based and why any lawyer would bring them.

Where do mediocre musicians go to file their Hey, this hit song sounds a little bit like a flop I wrote fifteen years ago! I want half their profits for copyright infringement! lawsuits?

If this keeps up, there will be a lawyer shortage: another supply chain issue where demand exceeds supply.

Old Joke: In a town with only one lawyer, the attorney goes broke; in a town with 2 lawyers, everyone else goes broke.

This reminds me of an episode of Night Court where the courtroom was haunted by a ghost who was still disputing a parking ticket. Judge Harry’s response was “Get an afterlife.”

99.9% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I just read about a woman suing a guy for $10,000 for standing her up on a date.

We need more doors #2 and #3…

If only that were so. It seems to me that the “foot long sandwich” case sort of lowered the bar for every one. I wonder how big the scoop was they used for the raisins in Kellogg’s Raisin Bran? It doesn’t seem like 2 scoops to me.

Wonder which door the climate change lawsuits will wind up in

that last sign was hilarious.

Last should be the biggest.

Wiley forgot traffic court. That’s where the unfettered graft takes place.

Now, that’s common sense when it comes to our litiguous society.

Where’s the “Take it to Judge Judy” door?

Fist Bump at Your Own Risk!

No.3 is home to the Trumpites.

Guiliani has a basement room all to himself.

Thought that door led to a closet. Then I saw the little guy standing there.

This reminds me of the many small minded civil cases I heard of when I was a court official.

When you are not directly involved in a case and want to get in your 2 cents you file an amicus brief. If you think the case is a joke, do you file a comicus brief?