I think Rat should just buy one of those Everlast punching bags and go to town on it anytime he feels angry. Knowing Rat, he might be ready for a MMA bout in no time.
His therapist felt the sessions over Twitter was ineffective, and Rat was only willing to share what was on his Facebook feed. The therapist was appalled by Rat twerking posted on his TikTok feed.
Well Rat," If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, You want my personal point of view? Get an ugly girl to marry you…"
I am reminded (speaking of alternatives to therapy) of a Gibson Guitars ad from a few years back; guy is standing in what is obviously a backstage hallway, leaning on the wall looking pensive, holding an acoustic guitar. The caption is “Your emotional baggage just went gold”.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Smack Rat with a disturbing of the peace charge and he can find out how expensive a lawyer is.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
I bet you’re not happy with your life, you’re a rat.
carlsonbob over 2 years ago
The closest I’ve ever come to seeing a happy rat was seeing Mickey Mouse.
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
LIFE’S NOT HAPPY WITH YOU EITHER, RAT!
TampaFanatic1 over 2 years ago
I think Rat should just buy one of those Everlast punching bags and go to town on it anytime he feels angry. Knowing Rat, he might be ready for a MMA bout in no time.
AtariDragon over 2 years ago
It still seems better than Twitter.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Too many people use the megaphones called Twitter, Instagram and Facebook and the result is obvious!
Bilan over 2 years ago
Rat has gone from Primal Scream to Mega Scream.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Rat stole that megaphone off Mort from “Rudy Park”.
B UTTONS over 2 years ago
Rat tried therapy.
His therapist felt the sessions over Twitter was ineffective, and Rat was only willing to share what was on his Facebook feed. The therapist was appalled by Rat twerking posted on his TikTok feed.
AndreasMartin over 2 years ago
Share the un-happyness.
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
I have had pet rats.
Gent over 2 years ago
Fed up of the RAT Race, eh.
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
Well Rat," If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, You want my personal point of view? Get an ugly girl to marry you…"
James Wolfenstein over 2 years ago
Don’t be ridiculous! Don’t use a megaphone. Use social media. Trillions of people are out there listening to you. Go! :D
cdward over 2 years ago
I think Rat needs a long vacation.
On a desert island with one palm tree and surrounded by sharks.
For a very long time.
MayCauseBurns over 2 years ago
Disconnect from your electronics for a week. Go for a walk. Plant a tree.
iggyman over 2 years ago
If you can’t give a logical answer “Shout them down”!!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Tomorrow Pig goes shopping for a megaphone only to find none on the shelves due to supply chain issues.
jimchronister2016 over 2 years ago
STEPHAN! GO BACK to your wife YOU need her!
ekw555 over 2 years ago
so, is Twitter like a megaphone?
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
That’s true. Insurance pays up to 50% at most. Liquor’s cheaper (jk).
F-Flash over 2 years ago
Is there a Megaphone App for my Phone?
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Rat isn’t supposed to be happy. He’s supposed to represent the cynicism of the creator.
thad.humphries over 2 years ago
Rat, that’s what social media is for.
jessie d. Premium Member over 2 years ago
the third year into and endless epidemic….. no herd formed yet to drive away the covid demon.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Has Rat ever tried playing a video game, or streaming?
Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago
If therapy is too expensive, you could always try being a cartoonist.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
A nice metaphor for people peddling hatred because they are not happy with their own lives.
JudyAz over 2 years ago
If a megaphone makes your voice louder, what should a microphone do?
aerotica69 over 2 years ago
Primal scream therapy works too. In an otherwise empty elevator. Dropping from the 9th floor to ground level. (I miss working in that building.)
old_geek over 2 years ago
Protest practice?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Make changes to alter your life…
Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s sad, but Rat is right about the therapy being too expensive, I’ve had to try the megaphone now. Seems funny.
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Maybe I should get a megaphone. Nope, seems pointless.
Bob_zeBlob over 2 years ago
He needs to have some therapy. It’s his only hope.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Goat definitely has skinny legs……
InuYugiHakusho over 2 years ago
Opting for the cheaper alternative. That is so Rat.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Blame Rudy Vallee.He started the whole thing.
marilynnbyerly over 2 years ago
Maybe the rest of the characters can start a GoFundMe campaign to pay for therapy. It would certainly improve their lives.
Cozmik Cowboy over 2 years ago
I am reminded (speaking of alternatives to therapy) of a Gibson Guitars ad from a few years back; guy is standing in what is obviously a backstage hallway, leaning on the wall looking pensive, holding an acoustic guitar. The caption is “Your emotional baggage just went gold”.
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
Some people manage to do that just by TYPING IN CAPITALS, wouldja believe it, Rat? :D
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Then take your Medicare, Hospital, and Insurance statements and resolve the differences.
Lana M. over 2 years ago
Stephan has needed therapy for some time now. Maybe he should quit the strip. It doesn’t seem to be making him very happy.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m not happy with my life. Not happy with my life. Not happy with my life. So I’m living someone else’s life. Exactly whose life I don’t know. Help!
William Stoneham Premium Member over 2 years ago
Social media is the written equivalent of a megaphone.
Buoy over 2 years ago
If you think therapy is expensive, check out silence, it’s golden.
NWdryad over 2 years ago
I’ve got news for you, therapy doesn’t help either.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Therapy definitely ain’t cheap and the therapist doesn’t give you the advice you’re hoping for.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
But at least therapy would be private, and infringe on everyone else’s lives.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
And Rat with his megaphone blows Goat away!
Goat is a bit of a busybody anyway….
DLLL over 2 years ago
Do goats have hearts on the right?
donut reply over 2 years ago
Like government by those who yell the loudest.
Darth Revan II almost 2 years ago
Where do I get a megaphone? I want to try that.