Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2021

No presidential library? Former President Rat is already saving tax payers money.

So where did he keep his issues of Hustler?

Does Rat not like dwarves?

What about all of the crumpled up pieces of paper that contain his ideas for making America better?

better take the one document into a certain file cabinet in order to never be seen nor read again

The library would be full of empty Beer Cans.

Rat’s last document sounds positively Trumpian!

Is the VP a rat, too?

Sooooo who is Vice President ? Pig or Goat ?

Sure… like the others were worth preserving… :D

Who’ll be President next, now that Rat has been evicted?

Let them Drink CRUSH!

So.. Rat = Trump? .. Pastis, telling the truth gets you killed these days.

Just the one doc, and it’s written with a Sharpie, in an illegible scrawl.

Well. The comments haven’t gotten too bad. Yet.

Pastis kills like opus. Bring in the duck’s, cats,cross, full tilt ship o fools. Ta

crocks, siridude

Libraries should be reserved for people who (can) read.

The most honest president ever

Isn’t Rat one of the little people? Technically speaking.

I’m sure there’s dripping of grease all over too from burgers and fries! Ew

“Exterminate the Brutes” – Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

I see they are still looking for Trump’s health care…

Ho Humm. Yawn

He may have been bad but at least he was succinct and truthful in what he wrote/carved…….

on the Resolute Desk? – hang the bastard

I find myself wondering what he was intending to carve in front of the “KING” before he got ousted. “WOR”? “LUR”? “FUC”?

Just sand that out and repaint it. No point in throwing out a perfectly good desk.

Grimly familiar.

When do we meet Rat’s brother,the pet rat?He’s the honest white sheep of the family.

Obviously a case of Top Secret, Eyes Only, Burn after Reading.

The guiding principle of Prez Rat.

Meanwhile, Obama has gotten the go-ahead to build his library in the middle of a park in Chicago, public property which the city gave to Obama. Guess those 800 trees which will be bulldozed for the project don’t matter.

Hmmm. Did anyone check the Resolute desk for, ah, blemishes when our last fearful leader departed?

The Presidential Library will be a collectors dream – all those back issues of Hustler, Penthouse, Playboy…

It’s official.Biden has bought the house next door to Mar-Al-Lago and will build his Presidential Library there.

Hey,there’s no law against it?Just because you’re from little Delaware doesn’t mean you can’t afford it.

Naw, they’ll find it all too easy to build a massive presidential library around that. So sad.

No doctoral theses there.

That’s LeBron James, rat. He is King ¯\(ツ)/¯

First Pearls strip I’ve seen in a while where no regulars appear (although Rat is of course referenced).

I hope nobody brings up politics.

Hey, they built a library for Reagan.

Looks like ex-President Rat covered his tracks pretty well.

But you’ve got one document and one desk to build an archive around, so at least it’s a start. I’m sure creative archivists/historians can spin an approved PC narrative out of that….

President Rat’s library is going to be a Dunkin’ Donuts menu and an English/Hindi dictionary.

Oh, and “Military Strategy For Dummies”.

Crush The Little People – The motive behind Joe Biden’s policies.