Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 21, 2021

Now that it’s the end of this arc, I’ve got to admit: I don’t like tuna.

Henri is poised to make landfall around Georgia’s old state. Prayers for all her friends and neighbors to be safe, and everyone else there.

Bread wrappers everywhere are being flown at half-mast.

“Fairly annoyed.” Puck, that is the understatement of the year!

Hopefully, you are in front of a green screen and not as close to the “annoyed” Woman as you appear.

The Woman looks more than a little “annoyed “!

Puck should be getting combat pay. Her cold glare will give him a cold.

If you ask me, the Woman should be more annoyed with the Man than the cats. He’s the one who brought the sandwich into the carpeted room.

The Man should know better than to attempt to eat a tuna fish sandwich in an apartment, with four wild jungle cats, without at least making an offering to the felines first.

Hopefully the man is out somewhere buying a sappy apology card along with a big box of apology candy or cookies!

The Man should go get a tuna sandwich to go (and eat it in the car) and a big bottle, bag, or box of the Woman’s favorite treat!

The fish oil wick that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

Fairly annoyed?

And has the sandwich gone to the sandwich equivalent of the Elysian Fields?

Notice that Lupin is far from his crime.

The face on the woman….oh my, perfect!

You can have nice things, or, you can have a cat.

I’m still impressed by the amount of angry frown the Woman can fit on her face.

Angelfish Tuna?

There’s a lady who’s annoyed, cause of all that stains glitterin’ “gold”

And she’s brushing a hallway heave ho!

When she gets there she knows, the cats’ eyes are all closed

With a growl she can get what she came for

Ooh, ooh, and the sandwich’s on a stairway to heaven

Eh, I’d expects tuna sandwiches would swims rather than flies.

Ya knows something’s fishy when ya sees a flying tuna sandwich monster.

Car pets. Them hyoomans just loves car pets. They has so many pet cars.

No matter how much I’ve scrubbed one, I’ve never gotten my carpets to sparkle like that. What am I doing wrong?! ::sobs::

Breaking Carpet News

Cats rubbed the wrong way against carpets, sparking outrage.

Cats to abStain from the carpet area in protest against not being fed tuna.

Are carPets more valuable to hyoomans than cat pets? Debate coming up.

We now present you the mini musical: Oh-Cat-Homa

Lupin rides to Aunt Goldie and Uncle Elvis’ ranch on his vac, Tessa:

Lupin: There’s the scent of catnip in the meadow!

There’s the scent of catnip in the meadow!

The stream’s tide is high as the fish all swim by,

And there’s plenty of kibble piled up to the sky!

Oh, what a beautiful morning!

Oh what a beautiful day!

I’ve got a beautiful feeling,

Breakfast is coming my way!

Aunt Goldie: Morning, Lupin. What brings you to the ranch?

Lupin: I’ve come to ask Beatrix to the barbecue at Tommy’s ranch.

Uncle Elvis: Well, here she is. Go on and ask her.

Enter Beatrix

Lupin: Bea, would you like to go to the barbecue at Tommy’s ranch next week?

Bea: I sure would, Lupin. How do figure on getting there?

(Continued below)

They had best avoid the Woman for a while, then turn on the charm when her anger cools.

Lupin: Well, I kinda figured it would be like this: (Surrey With the Fringe on Top)

We will ride right out in a flurry,

When I take you out in the surrey

When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top

Down that road we’ll fly, I’m a-thinkin’

In a cloud of dust, we’ll be blinkin’

Some will try to catch up with the surrey, in the dust they’ll drop!

The vacs are lined up, ready to pull us real fast,

They beep in anticipation,

Down the road we’re going, with the landscape so vast,

It won’t be such a long duration!

Vacs beepin’ and spinnin’ all around, and around

We’re gonna be a sensation!

In a cloud of dust, I’m a thinkin’

All them vac lights blinkin’ and blinkin’

To Tommy’s barbecue we will surely stop

With that shiny little surrey with the fringe on the top!

Bea: Well, that sounds awful pretty, but do you think the vacs will agree to it?

Lupin: No, but I did get Tessa and Wheels to give us a lift.

Bea: Well, then I accept.

Lupin: Hey, looks like Puck is riding up with Tortie!

(Continued tomorrow)

Robin was right. The sandwich was doomed. The carpet might be next, and then…

Elvis getting Tommy home for Christmas

You guys need to have a cat caucus in any room The Woman isn’t.

Called it! :D

Looks like Georgia is practicing her SaltECrafter face

Lupin’s salute to the tuna sandwich that gave it’s life in vain.

The Woman is more than annoyed; she is positively irked and irritated!

So before my cat went deaf, I had somewhat trained her to understand that if I said a certain phrase, it meant she would get tuna. She was sleeping in the living room once, and I was in the kitchen opening a can. I said, in kind of a loud voice, “Look what Mama’s got!” Suddenly it sounds like a tornado is hitting the living room, and those that are in there watching TV start yelling in surprise. Next thing I know, there’s this tiny “meow” right by my feet. Another time, my mom asked me does saying that really work. I said it again and it was like a herd of elephants running down stairs. Yes Mom, it really worked.

And in case you’re wondering, my cat has always weighed about 5 lb.

Why isn’t the man cleaning it up??

ROFL at Tuna Sandwich 2021-2021!!!!

And that’s why for as long as I have pets, I will have hardwood (or at least laminate) floors in as much of my house as possible.

Carpets and cats…never a great combo.

Uh oh, someone had a tuna tummy ache!

:-(

OT: HELP w/a 2 wk. young baby….My neighbor is fostering a kitten, why, I don’t know because she knows nothing about doing it. I have it here right now. She’s feeding abt. every 4 hours. Don’t they need to eat like every 2? I got it to pee using a warm wet paper towel, SHE’S putting it on litter. NO NO! She also is trying to feed it the food I’m giving my old cat, out of a can. Now, my question is this; how often DO they need to be fed AND do they poop? I know mama licks it to “go”. Should the kitten formula be room temp and not kept in fridge? If ANYONE who has fostered one this young, I need info ASAP to give her and myself, as I THINK I’ll be doing this while she’s at work.

Than you Orb, in advance for any help!

You bad boys are so dead.

Meanwhile, our tortie, Isobel, stole a bunch of spam musubi off the counter yesterday. She didn’t eat the spam. She didn’t eat the rice. She picked all the nori off and left the rest on the kitchen floor.

[expletive] cats.

I am appalled at all the victim blaming here today. This is all on the cats! The man should make himself another sandwich and eat it just outside the window, with the cats watching every delicious bite. They deserve it.

I just had a flashback to the Underwood canned meat spread products. Remember those commercials, with Mason Reese? “Four meat sandwiches for under a dollar!” He failed to mention that the depth of each of those meat sandwiches was about two millimeters.

I had a cat that was allergic to fish. For 18 years, I didn’t eat any kind of fish at home out of deference to him.

Puck, the woman is FULLY annoyed.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great ending!

“Tuna in next time when we follow a hot lead on a bagel with lox!”

You’re lucky it was the wimp and not me, Lupin.

A little tuna on the carpet hardly requires that much scrubbing – or anger.

I have one of those little portable carpet cleaners. It has gotten us through years and years of spot cleaning the carpet. Does a nice job in the car as well.

Reminds me of that famous line from It’s a Wonderful Life — “Every time a bell rings, a tuna sandwich gets its wings.”

I have to admit, I find that tuna sandwich (with wings and halo, no less) in the second panel quite hilarious.

May it rest in pieces.

How many of us, including me, clicked on the “Comment Policy” because that’s where the “Show All Comments” button was?

I’m one.