Today’s episode is brought to you by the color brown, and our sponsor Lameway Bidet- “We Turn Your Frown Upside Down, and Wash Away That Lameass Brown.”
F.A. POP quiz:
Choose the lamest caption-
a) Rejected Beatles album cover
b) Shouldn’t have eaten those edibles before work
c) Just another manic Monday in Froglandia
d) Shock and Awe is the surest way to plumage art in the raw
Well, somebody’s gotta be the decoy, Ginge. The Bathmat Factory has been under bombardment by Shelbyville Shower Curtains for several weeks now. We appreciate your service.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 3 years ago
Yeah, well you were pretty lame in the Shrek movies…
Can’t get a decent gig? That’s the way the cookie crumbles…
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
Today’s episode is brought to you by the color brown, and our sponsor Lameway Bidet- “We Turn Your Frown Upside Down, and Wash Away That Lameass Brown.”
F.A. POP quiz:
Choose the lamest caption-
a) Rejected Beatles album cover
b) Shouldn’t have eaten those edibles before work
c) Just another manic Monday in Froglandia
d) Shock and Awe is the surest way to plumage art in the raw
Randy B Premium Member about 3 years ago
If you didn’t stick to everything, the flying spatulas wouldn’t have to happen.
3hourtour Premium Member about 3 years ago
…well, if he is running as fast as he can…
…I don’t see the problem…
…and I am more of a Mary Ann bread loaf guy than I am a gingerbread fellow, anyways…
…and you are supposed to hoard gingerbread…
… not hawk them on the street…
…tap-tap…
…hello…
…is this thing on?…
…(huh…
…I guess I’m bombing…
…better flip me over…
…I’m done on this side…
…word…
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
The big question is DOES HE KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Everyone wants a part of me! They come at me from all angles! Next thing I know I’m being scooped up and dressed for dinner.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 3 years ago
And after he gave up a lucrative career in oatmeal and raisins, “to follow his dream”.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 3 years ago
I hope that innocent bystander doesn’t get struck by a stray spatula.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
Is that a briefcase for your boxer’s or the business is ice cream scream pumpkin spice.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
Hey ya’all … I was reaching for the call light and fell forward out of my wheel chair. Now I am on 24 hour watch for any more falls.
coltish1 about 3 years ago
Well, somebody’s gotta be the decoy, Ginge. The Bathmat Factory has been under bombardment by Shelbyville Shower Curtains for several weeks now. We appreciate your service.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 3 years ago
Re: The Flog: the cat started it.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 3 years ago
I love my job. I hate work.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Run … it’s an attack of Déjà Vu … all over again … help, I’m melting, melting …!!
Linguist about 3 years ago
I hate your job, too!
El-Kabong about 3 years ago
I hate your productivity.
willie_mctell about 3 years ago
Run, run, fast as you can.
katina.cooper about 3 years ago
Gingerbread man is about to get a babysitter. Yummy.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
Eat me head first as fast as you can.
Feel me, Touch me, Lick me, Chew me, Swallow me, Burp me, etc..
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 3 years ago
Banana paste and peanut butter on a victory roll… bring your own ants.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Run, run, as fast as you can!
You can’t catch me. I’m a gingerbread man!
On the other hand, nothing is faster and more deadly than a stooping Peregrine falcon….
danshen about 3 years ago
re #FB00675 also their tails. Raven’s is wedge-shaped, crow’s is fan-shaped.
painedsmile about 3 years ago
I have never seen a gingerbread man with a head before. They usually get eaten first.