I punish myself by pouring hot cocoa on my tongue, one sip at a time. Excruciating.
I think it might have been pretty crowded in that iceberg.
If it weren’t almost nothing, would it still be petty?
Journal of Comjc Strip Coincidences: Candorville, Pearls Before Swine—variations on “Who’s on First?”
You know the drill
I’d settle for nicer with a side of smarter.
Nine, boats can have a plank! Cars not so much!
Don’t just do something, stand there!
Journal of Comic Strip Coincidences: Garfield, Sherman’s Lagoon—dreams
Bridge-keeper: I… I don’t know! (Is hurled by magical forces into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.)