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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

Recent Comments

  1. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    That ain’t an excrement trail, he’s my brother.

  2. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    Come read my comment here.

    My comment here come read.

    Here come read my comment.

  3. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    May I borrow that pencil?

  4. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    How about funny bunny, honey?

  5. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    I don’t think Olive meant any harm, J. Goner. She was just sayin’, too.

  6. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

    How about you pretend to be a butterfly-eater and I’ll pretend to be a swan-eater?

  7. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    Agreed, GerardD. I keep forgetting that Teresa leads many secret lives.

  8. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    Has Teresa’s brain been taken over by self-deprecating parasites? Feel bad if you want to, Teresa, but nothing you say or do will change my love for Frog Applause. (Please mail my check by overnight express delivery.)

  9. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    But it’s the lame content that I crave! And in all fairness, my work ethic as a reader has diminished somewhat at times, too. I could be a better FA reader.

  10. 23 days ago on Frog Applause

    Should we start to worry? Teresa, wherefore art thou?