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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

Recent Comments

  1. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    Never trust a rusty water tower.

  2. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    They look too tight for you. That was not a compliment.

  3. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

    Rounded down, it’s a 4.

  4. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

    McMann & Tate is the advertising firm where Darrin Stephens is employed. Howard McMann is Chairman of the Board, Larry Tate is the President. The firm is located in the International Building in Manhattan.

    Tate’s opinions turn on a dime to appease a client in an attempt to land a deal. Many episodes culminate in a dinner party with clients at the Stephens’ home that is humorously affected by magic. Samantha usually figures out a clever way to save the day and the account.

    See website for McMann & Tate Company Directory + Clients and Products: https://bewitched.fandom.com/wiki/McMann_%26_Tate

  5. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

    Dad, your parenting is bland and aimless. No Happy Father’s Day for you.

  6. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

    OMG. That is so funny! Thank you for that bit of flashback humor, Brass Orchid. And I did NOT need to look it up. I remember watching “Bewitched” in real time and I still watch the reruns.

  7. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    Is he wearing a monocle? He has a Colonel Klink look about him (minus the uniform).

  8. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    I don’t know. I think he’s got swag.

  9. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    Frog Applause is trending. That proves that lame is supreme.

    https://www.gocomics.com/comics/trending

  10. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    But lame is good. And lamer is better. That was easy.