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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

Recent Comments

  1. 23 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Are those ink stains or eyebrow musings?

  2. 23 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Check out today’s Frog Applause’s “Pearls” reference.

    https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2020/02/01

  3. 23 days ago on Frog Applause

    C’mon. Garfield isn’t THAT bad.

  4. 23 days ago on Frog Applause

    One of the last times a turtle hung around here for too long, FA took an extended hiatus. No repeats on that, please.

  5. 29 days ago on Frog Applause

    Ho-hum. Next!

  6. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

    Gone fishin’.

  7. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

    As a young boy, I was sort of told I’d go blind if I did what I think he’s doing. Nobody said anything about blinking.

  8. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

    and melted.

  9. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

    I used to have a pair of jeans my girlfriend “bedazzled”. I told her they were damaged in a fire.

  10. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    The little package on the ground BEHIND your BEHIND pretty much spells out WHY you aren’t being invited inside.