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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

Recent Comments

  1. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    I remember a couple of kids in middle school who repeatedly (but never got caught) smeared the boy’s bathroom with feces. I think the school sort of knew their identities, but they never could prove it. We didn’t have Schutzstaffel on duty then.

  2. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    The horse is the one talking, not a knight.

  3. 14 days ago on Frog Applause

    Stop thinking so loudly. Some of us are trying to read the comics.

  4. 14 days ago on Frog Applause

    Wow. That frog read my mind. I was indeed thinking, BEHOOVABLE.

  5. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    If I let others make my choices, do I have to take responsibility for their choices for me?

  6. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    Too much mousse.

  7. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    Being butthurt hurts more than being cow-handed.

  8. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    I swallowed myself.

  9. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    Get that thermometer away from that baby’s bottom. Technology has changed, I think.

  10. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    I’m still raving about dog cakes!!!