I don’t usually mention when one of my most creative readers (fine jams and jellies since 1982) does his schtick—-reacting to the original, vintage art with hilarious quips. But jams did a particularly outstanding job this time. Check out the first couple of paragraphs:
“Wedding Dress by Surgical Gowns and Gloves Wholesale!It’s your special day. So shouldn’t you be sanitary? Come down to Surgical Gowns and Gloves Wholesale! We have a wide selection of…err…beautiful gowns…that…could probably be worn as wedding dresses…Sure! Why not?!?
“Ladies, don’t spend a fortune when no one’s gonna believe you’re a virgin anyway! Don’t frown on the gown! Say yes to the dress! Head over to Surgical Gowns and Gloves Wholesale for that once in a lifetime, hygienic and disposable outfit!”
I thought she looked familiar. The Bride bears a striking resemblance to The Bride in the 1935 Bride of Frankenstein…just needs a few highlights in the hair and she’s ready for “some enchanted evening….”
Sadly, I knew a man like that. Others tried to tell him what to do, but he just had no clue. About a year later, his wife divorced him. Be well my friends.
She took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was. (Apologies to Arlo Guthrie)
If he’s a willing student, it might be to her advantage that he doesn’t have to unlearn things she doesn’t like, but can concentrate on what she does like.
That has been the old joke for a long time about the one religion that says you get 72 virgins in the afterlife and how utterly boring that would get fast.
Since you are making a map, having him follow the blue highways will lead him to some interesting location visits than a straight freeway shot to the final destination
allen@home almost 3 years ago
Oh i think you’re going to be surprise honey.
GreasyOldTam almost 3 years ago
She’s only finding this out now?
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 3 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/from-cheeky-to-sexcess/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He’s shy from the neck up.
RAGs almost 3 years ago
Tell him to play hide and seek with the invisible freckle.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 3 years ago
I don’t usually mention when one of my most creative readers (fine jams and jellies since 1982) does his schtick—-reacting to the original, vintage art with hilarious quips. But jams did a particularly outstanding job this time. Check out the first couple of paragraphs:
“Wedding Dress by Surgical Gowns and Gloves Wholesale!It’s your special day. So shouldn’t you be sanitary? Come down to Surgical Gowns and Gloves Wholesale! We have a wide selection of…err…beautiful gowns…that…could probably be worn as wedding dresses…Sure! Why not?!?
“Ladies, don’t spend a fortune when no one’s gonna believe you’re a virgin anyway! Don’t frown on the gown! Say yes to the dress! Head over to Surgical Gowns and Gloves Wholesale for that once in a lifetime, hygienic and disposable outfit!”
Read the rest, towards the bottom of the page at:
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/from-cheeky-to-sexcess/
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
He’ll still get lost. But the guy way in the background looks like he’s visited before.
Zykoic almost 3 years ago
Map to the fork in the road.
Dobby53 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I thought she looked familiar. The Bride bears a striking resemblance to The Bride in the 1935 Bride of Frankenstein…just needs a few highlights in the hair and she’s ready for “some enchanted evening….”
bmckee almost 3 years ago
This is why you test drive before you buy. Either that or you lease.
ekw555 almost 3 years ago
is that Big Ethel in the front row??
mourdac Premium Member almost 3 years ago
While singing ‘South of the Border’.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Frustrated…she drew a map so he can toggle down to Mrs Bogglebottom! Then what? GASP!
theincrediblebulk almost 3 years ago
If the guy is that clueless she must have had a godawful maiden name to agree to that married name.
MartinPerry1 almost 3 years ago
I guess that lad’s father didn’t take him down to the local ladies of negotiable affection for his sex education.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The new Mrs. Bogglebottom is going to attend to his bogglebottom!
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
Don’t forget to take a left at Albuquerque
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
Draw an arrow to the promised land.
otforever almost 3 years ago
More than just hip, he has to go underground.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sadly, I knew a man like that. Others tried to tell him what to do, but he just had no clue. About a year later, his wife divorced him. Be well my friends.
Bill The Nuke almost 3 years ago
She’s just now finding this out?
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
That name reminds of the name I gave my “Visible Head”, after I finished putting it together and putting a St. Louis Cardinal cap on it:
“Hangbelly Liverlip Bulgebottom, a die-hard Cardinal fan”… ㋡
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
Charting and exploring or a treasure map? See if you can find the Valentine’s Day baby.
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
She took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was. (Apologies to Arlo Guthrie)
anomaly almost 3 years ago
If he’s a willing student, it might be to her advantage that he doesn’t have to unlearn things she doesn’t like, but can concentrate on what she does like.
smartman almost 3 years ago
That has been the old joke for a long time about the one religion that says you get 72 virgins in the afterlife and how utterly boring that would get fast.
Craig Westlake almost 3 years ago
Use the internet; just have him Oogle it…
TIMH almost 3 years ago
Better make it a treasure map to keep his interest.
gmu328 almost 3 years ago
hope she doesn’t need to use a sharpie on her own body …
Thorby almost 3 years ago
John, I like this one. But… the guy in the background (dark suit, red tie) is he law enforcement? He’s watching the proceedings pretty close..
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
She’s now wondering if she should have chosen Homer Wigglebottom instead of Reginald.
cleokaya almost 3 years ago
Since you are making a map, having him follow the blue highways will lead him to some interesting location visits than a straight freeway shot to the final destination