Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 16, 2021

Vampires have that schedule except they spend 2 hours drinking blood.

I take it Pig’s personal hero is Garfield.

“Go Home”? You won’t be able to leave home.

Sleeping 22 hours: practically the decubitus

I have truly lived the dream.

Unintended consequence: Dehydration. Turns out you need to be awake to drink enough fluids to stay alive.

Pig should be a house cat. Except for the specificity of “pizza”.

I’m with Pig!

Pig is smart. You should always set realistic goals.

The real American dream.

Pig WFH testing mattresses.

I’m with Pig, mostly. I’d say a good bit of the world’s problems arise from people attempting to leave a “lasting impact,” and succeeding.

my biggest goal in life is to become a popular gamer

At least Pig’s goal is attainable!!

Once again Pig is my role model.

For Pig it’s pizza with bacon. After all, you are what you eat.

Pig you forgot the sex part ;-)

Dang. What a smug big-headed clown Goat is. What impractical goals he got.

Ya know what, Pig? You do you. And save me a slice.

I’m trying to get started on my animation career.

PIG is so delusional!

Dream big or STAY home.

Of course, this approach is why pigs are such an important source of bacon, sausage, and other edibles for the others who stay awake and keep busy doing things.

pig would be making a lasting impact… on his bed

I wish.

Give someone a pizza and they eat for a day. Teach them to make their own pizza and they can aspire to Pig’s goal. (The last three dinners I had were homemade pizza. Yum yum. Two more on tap in the coming days!)

Attila the Hun felt fulfilled and he left a lasting global impact. About 8% of the world’s male population is descended from him.

Who says Pig is a loser?

Should be beer and pizza.

Beer..

Dream is a dream, so go home XD

But…, but…, Pig, when will you consume beer?

Scary and yet pragmatic.

We all have dreams. However, some are just unattainable fantasies. We have to figure what we want, that we CAN attain and go for it. Hopefully we will have made some positive impact in this world….

Many a truth is expressed in hyperbole! Goat is hoping to be fulfilled and Pig wants to be filled full!

I have a dream. What the world needs is love, sweet love. Then and now.

Nobility is illusory. Pizza is forever.

Just make sure you don’t try to eat pizza in your sleep, Pig.

My son would eat pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday of the week if I let him.

2 hours would not be enough time for me to enjoy eating!

At least Pig’s Dream is attainable (at some cost to body weight)! Urp!

Attaboy, Pig!

If it doesn’t include beer it’s not worthwhile

Actually, desire is indispensable for action. That doesn’t rule out altruism and so on, a desire to help someone or to prevent or mitigate harm is surely a “desire”.

Eating pizza requires a minimum of four hours a day.