“Mirror, mirror, on the wall / Who’s the barest one of all? / Little fishes on the chest / Who’s the one with fairest breasts?” / “From where we swim, in water clear, / You win on both accounts, my dear.”
Sharks and piranhas/ sometimes lie in wait/big barracudas think of you as “bait”/ pretty young girls, just waiting to be ate/ and fish don’t know from sin…
So please take this advice/ combine your fish with rice/..keep tuna in its tin/ but look before you leap – think twice !/ Don’t just jump in…(apologies to Cole Porter, Jerome Kern, or whoever)
both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays; but, most say he was born in 1868), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2658 (March 8, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. It is a bit blurred because Mr. Melcher artificially enlarged the smaller image in the title URL’s File history (didn’t have access to the larger image I added there today).
Henrietta said the fish told her to strip. and that thier bowl was a crystal ball, she could wish on,Henrietta wasn’t to bright, but she was happy to disrobe for any reason
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
Stop teasing the fish!
rmremail about 3 years ago
What Zeus didn’t know was that Leda had been around the block a few times with Poseidon before he met her.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
The fish promised he would turn into a prince if she sleeps with him.
rmremail about 3 years ago
Mary had finally found a surefire way to keep people from noticing her rather plain face.
Kind&Kinder about 3 years ago
When you flounder and wish upon a fish, your dreams will come true by a fluke. And that’s a whale of a tail!
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
Tired of her legs and the land, Ariel tries to send a message to Poseidon the only way she knows through a fishy friend!
Papared25 about 3 years ago
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall / Who’s the barest one of all? / Little fishes on the chest / Who’s the one with fairest breasts?” / “From where we swim, in water clear, / You win on both accounts, my dear.”
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 3 years ago
Now, my dear girl, let’s do the breast stroke!
Bilan about 3 years ago
Elaine just had to get something off her chest.
Not that chest. Everything’s already off.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
Nice fish!
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
alas, patty’s burning passion was to remain unrequited because charlie was, after all, a cold fish…
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 3 years ago
Bunnie Nude – inventor of the sushi-fish soup (and the “Princess Leia-hairdo”)
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
How, pray, is one to console/ a woman in love with a sole ?/ She’s surrendered control/ of her heart and her soul/ to a fellow who lives in a bowl !
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
You must remember thish/ a fish is still a fish/ a fin is still a fin/ a bowl is also still a bowl/ so don’t jump in…
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
Of course it’s gonna hurt/ to find you’ve lost your shirt/ and not know where you’ve been/ but you still have a chance to wing/ so don’t jump in…
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
Sharks and piranhas/ sometimes lie in wait/big barracudas think of you as “bait”/ pretty young girls, just waiting to be ate/ and fish don’t know from sin…
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
So please take this advice/ combine your fish with rice/..keep tuna in its tin/ but look before you leap – think twice !/ Don’t just jump in…(apologies to Cole Porter, Jerome Kern, or whoever)
P51Strega about 3 years ago
♫ Would you like to swing on a star ♪ carry moonbeams home in a jar ♫ and be better off than you are ♪ or would you rather be a fish…♫
“Don’t rush me, I’m thinking about it”
Buzzworld about 3 years ago
“Show me your breasts and I’ll give you a pot of gold.”
Carolyn Saunders about 3 years ago
You guys are all on top form today – thank you for lots of smiles
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
Nuthin’ brings ya glory like a hoary old fish-story in the mor-or-ornin’…
Reader about 3 years ago
Nemo’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson - and Darla was still a menace.
Linguist about 3 years ago
It didn’t take much of a diversion to distract Daphne from dressing.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Don’t show those fish to your pussycat.
stamps about 3 years ago
Ashley contemplating why fish don’t have nipples.
Balaclava about 3 years ago
It took me quite some time to find the goldfish.
Indianapolis Smith about 3 years ago
Be afraid as she prepare to release: THE KRAKEN!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Up you go two little gold fish, while I prepare myself for my golden haired boy friend, Fredo!
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
Unfortunately for Bessie, that was not Henry Limpet!
mabrndt Premium Member about 3 years ago
The Fish Bowl or The Goldfish Bowl:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Albert_Henry_Collings_-_The_fish_bowl.jpg
has info and links that point to more info about this painting.
https://www.danelawvintage.com/listing/545488663/albert-henry-collings-1868-1947-oil-on
https://www.askart.com/artist/Albert_Henry_Collings/11094689/Albert_Henry_Collings.aspx
both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays; but, most say he was born in 1868), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2658 (March 8, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. It is a bit blurred because Mr. Melcher artificially enlarged the smaller image in the title URL’s File history (didn’t have access to the larger image I added there today).
Another Take about 3 years ago
“Bast*rd sold me a gay fish instead of a gold fish”
MissScarlet Premium Member about 3 years ago
Whoa! That is some heavy acid.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Thank you…..
sparklite about 3 years ago
“God, I wish they’d hurry up and invent television. Watching this fish is only entertaining for a fortnight or so.”
d1234dick Premium Member about 3 years ago
Henrietta said the fish told her to strip. and that thier bowl was a crystal ball, she could wish on,Henrietta wasn’t to bright, but she was happy to disrobe for any reason
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 3 years ago
Um … I have a lot of gold paint left; you wouldn’t mind dying your hair more blonde before I start to paint; would you?
95 about 3 years ago
Time to clean the fishbowl and bathe the fish?
JH&Cats about 3 years ago
Is that what happened to Mrs. Schrödinger’s cat?