Be nice, Gepetto, and please don’t plant him.
Unfinished furniture!!
toe fungus?
Wooden you just know it.
He is well grounded now that he knows his roots!
easter pine? so, he’s got soft wood…
Man, he’s got a serious case of hang root.
Could be worse, boy! Your father could have been “Nuts”.
Your family tree really is!
I told you Jack. He a knotty knotty boy.
Join the Bark side, my son.
He’s gots a great family trees.
Knot what he was hoping to hear.
♬ These b̶o̶o̶t̶s̶ roots are made for walking
And that’s just what they’ll do… ♪♩
– Nancy Sinatra
Pine – soft heart. Elm hard wood.
In fact, that table he’s sitting on is an uncle (on his dad’s side).
So is he a son of a birch or a son of a beech?
I Pine for Yew and Balsam too.
Always nice to learn about the family his-tree.
♫♪ “Isn’t it good Norwegian wood?” ♪♫
“Muss I Denn”… I don’t have a wooden heart.
They lost Mom in the Dutch Elm epidemic of ’42 and Dad in the Pine Borer epidemic of ’47, very tragic….
Cedar elm? Those are two completely different species. One’s a conifer.
I am Groot!
And there’s a woodpecker up in the crotch.
Oooo, kinky!
This just doesn’t cut it.
Is there a dryad in his ancestry?
No wonder he goes against the grain.
Quick, put his shoes back on!
Geppetto: “You don’t know the power of the flesh side!”
Time to trim the toenails.
That explains where he got the knotty pine
rekam Premium Member about 3 years ago
Be nice, Gepetto, and please don’t plant him.
SHIVA about 3 years ago
Unfinished furniture!!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
toe fungus?
Ratkin about 3 years ago
Wooden you just know it.
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
He is well grounded now that he knows his roots!
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
easter pine? so, he’s got soft wood…
nosirrom about 3 years ago
Man, he’s got a serious case of hang root.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 3 years ago
Could be worse, boy! Your father could have been “Nuts”.
iggyman about 3 years ago
Your family tree really is!
Jayalexander about 3 years ago
I told you Jack. He a knotty knotty boy.
UmmeMoosa about 3 years ago
Join the Bark side, my son.
Gent about 3 years ago
He’s gots a great family trees.
backyardcowboy about 3 years ago
Knot what he was hoping to hear.
pathamil about 3 years ago
♬ These b̶o̶o̶t̶s̶ roots are made for walking
And that’s just what they’ll do… ♪♩
– Nancy Sinatra
WilliamWilliam about 3 years ago
Pine – soft heart. Elm hard wood.
uniquename about 3 years ago
In fact, that table he’s sitting on is an uncle (on his dad’s side).
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
So is he a son of a birch or a son of a beech?
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
I Pine for Yew and Balsam too.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Always nice to learn about the family his-tree.
walstib Premium Member about 3 years ago
♫♪ “Isn’t it good Norwegian wood?” ♪♫
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
“Muss I Denn”… I don’t have a wooden heart.
mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago
They lost Mom in the Dutch Elm epidemic of ’42 and Dad in the Pine Borer epidemic of ’47, very tragic….
Nuliajuk about 3 years ago
Cedar elm? Those are two completely different species. One’s a conifer.
rap123 about 3 years ago
I am Groot!
cactusbob333 about 3 years ago
And there’s a woodpecker up in the crotch.
William Bednar Premium Member about 3 years ago
Oooo, kinky!
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
This just doesn’t cut it.
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
Is there a dryad in his ancestry?
Lablubber about 3 years ago
No wonder he goes against the grain.
Spence12 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Quick, put his shoes back on!
Daeder about 3 years ago
Geppetto: “You don’t know the power of the flesh side!”
danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago
Time to trim the toenails.
bigger Nate about 3 years ago
That explains where he got the knotty pine