Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 04, 2021

Now, he’s gotta go next door to Podiatry about his corn.

That had to hurt. When he passed that.

When you gotta pea, you gotta pea.

Kidney stone or sampling the wrong end?

Well, he did give up a pea!!!

Lotsa good funny posts here. Once again, a blanket “Like” from me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll look at the cartoon again and writhe in imagined agony.

How to catch a Polar Bear…

Cut a big hole through the ice. Place peas around the hole. When Polar Bear stops to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.

He looks just as uncomfortable as the rest of us.

I’m just intrigued whether constipation gets tested for in a similar way.

Better hope the doc doesn’t ask for a stool sample.

Figures. But what’s with the eyes?

Urologist: “That’s a frozen pea.”

“Now go in the restroom and give us a fresh pea sample.”

Reminds me of an old (and stupid) kid’s joke: Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Pea Green Soup. Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Pea Green Soup. Q: What did you have for supper? A: Pea Green Soup. Q: What did you do all night? A: Pee Green Soup!

They are going to want a larger sample, I don’t believe that he filled it to the line. ;-)

Whirled peas.

Now there’s a visual pun.

Funny!

I wonder; does he have kidneys or kidney beans?

hahahahaha…

His trademark! HO HO HO! Green Giant!

If he can’t pass a pea, does the Doc go in with an emulsifier? If he marries a Broccoli, will the kids be Brussels Sprouts?

If he doesn’t appease the lab tech, she will kick him in the can!

If I could save pee in a bottle…

I would have expected something that looked more like pea soup.

OH! This was SO funny today!!! And the comments from all you clever people… What an amazing group of individuals. Makes my day so often. Thank you ALL! :D

Sorry Green Giant you didn’t pass the drug test. Have you been smoking asparagus again?

Pea test

When you gotta pea.

I’ll bet he’s glad that’s just his pea, and not his peanuts.

From “Ho ho ho” to “Oh, oh, oh.”

@MarkParisi – I don’t know how you keep doing this but don’t stop.

Urologist: "Just one pea? We’d better check your prostate; bend over.’

St. Pat’s 1975. A party hosted by an old East Coast Irishman. Green beer, green this, green that, you name it. Me totally blitzed, nature calls. The water in the toilet is green!! I double up; this is so funny. Too much green beer caused green pish !!!

Peas porridge hot.

Pease porridge cold.

Peas porridge in the kidneys

Nine days old.

Great one!

Well, they told him he had to pea . . .